My Zicam trial

Demigorgon

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Well, so a couple of weeks ago I feel a cold coming on. Being it was my last week of work, I know how it would look if I called in sick. So I say I'm going to hit it with everything I can before it gets bad.

Keep in mind this was the very first day I felt the slightest symptoms.

So I go to my local drug store and pick up some tylenol (sp) cold and cough, some multi-vitamins, a couple of cartons of OJ, and some nasal spray. Well, I thought I was getting the kind of nasal spray that actually cleared your nose, but it wasn't until after the fact that I notice what I had picked up said in small print "Homeopathic". So I'm thinking "O crap" but I'll give it a shot anyway, after all, certainly they couldn't lie about the effectiveness of this product.

So I took the product (Zicam) as accurately stated in the instructions.

The results: it worked! My cold that would have lasted 41 days only lasted 14! After all, it clearly states that it shortens the length of a cold by 3 times. Thank you Jebus for Zicam!!11!!

/end sarcasm
 
A 14 day cold, jebus christos...

(The cold probably lasted so long because you were thinking negatively and resisting the cure... obviously :p )
 

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