Or you could be in Kansas
I believe we finally phased out clay tablets and sticks for voting about 10 years ago
So.....you were using the Cuneiform system for your ballots..........
Or you could be in Kansas
I believe we finally phased out clay tablets and sticks for voting about 10 years ago
You could be in California. We're drowning in debt, cities are declaring bankruptcy, and our politicians are pushing high speed rail and banning foie gras.

I hope the Hare Krishnas make the most of that new law. The fundies would be tripping over themselves to get it repealed.
Steve S
I wish it was only an Onion piece. It's not.
Meanwhile, in our own great state of Alabama, our PBS network is currently embroiled in controversy over the firings of executives opposed to the broadcast of a documentary by Christian Fundamentalist liar-about-history David Barton. Not to mention the fact that we're probably going to get this guy as our Chief Justice. Again.
And, per NPR today, shark fin soup!!
(Ooops, never mind, I don't eat shark-fin soup..... Carry on!!
I tell my wife, employees, and kids this sort of thing all of the time. "Don't get p*ssed off by the idiots! Be glad that they're your competition!!"Golly, what a thought. I've been so focused on being miffed about such things, I forgot my daughter will surely benefit if this crap catches on a bit more. She'll be eminently more hire-able!
That's not such a bad thing - killing sharks for SFS is so devastating to the oceans as ecosystems that banning it worldwide would be a long-term smart move.
... But the real mischief lies in the fine print of the full amendment, which asserts that "students may express their beliefs about religion in written and oral assignments free from discrimination based on the religious content of their work (and) no student shall be compelled to perform or participate in academic assignments or educational presentations that violate his or her religious beliefs."
The amendment thus is the latest salvo in the "war on science" that columnist Thomas Friedman says is undermining America's ability to compete in the world. It is nothing but a thinly-veiled attack on the teaching of evolution and a back-door attempt to give creationism credibility in the classroom, by enabling students who believe in creationism to opt out of any teaching on evolution and, by extension, preventing teachers from punishing them, with bad grades, for their willful refusal to learn.
In other words, the amendment, if it stands, defends the right of Missouri children to leave school ignorant of science, and blocks attempts by serious teachers to do their jobs. ...
More on the Missouri "prayer amendment" here:
A Vote For Ignorance
I just can't wait for this to all start going in the obvious direction. First, it'll be about creationists wanting to avoid learning about evolution; then it'll progress to fundamentalist kids wanting to avoid learning certain "distasteful" or "inappropriate" parts of U.S. history class. And the stupidity will go on and on and on...
Missouri deserves what's coming to it. I eagerly await the day when Muslims or other non-Christian religious minorities start to use this amendment to assert their "religious freedoms" in Missouri classrooms. You'll see the **** really hit the fan then.
If they refuse to participate because it violates their religious beliefs will they get an automatic A?
So.....you were using the Cuneiform system for your ballots..........![]()
That's me. Always the God-damned optimist.
Aren't these the same people who are always complaining about dumbing down the curriculum? They've done more than anyone else to water it down.
Official Ballot Title:
Shall the Missouri Constitution be amended to ensure:
That the right of Missouri citizens to express their religious beliefs shall not be infringed;
That school children have the right to pray and acknowledge God voluntarily in their schools; and
That all public schools shall display the Bill of Rights of the United States Constitution.
It is estimated this proposal will result in little or no costs or savings for state and local governmental entities.
How will the good people of Missoura react the first time a Muslim student in a public school puts down his prayer mat?
ACtually, I quite agree (but I do not eat SFS). Lot of persons of oriental heritage were making noise that it was offensive/racist to ban the practice. Per NPR.