Abdul Alhazred
Philosopher
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Last night, I dreamed I was with my mother doing the tourist thing at the Empire State Building. When we got to the 85th floor balcony, instead of the fence on the wall that really exists there was a ledge to lean over.
I leaned over and was struck with an attack of vertigo. Then I realized I had to pee.
I pulled back from the ledge and asked a cop where is the men's room. The cop directed me to a spiral staircase and told me it was on the 256th floor.
I ascended the spiral staircase and it got narrower and narrower. When it got too narrow to continue, I thought "Goddam I have to pee"!
Then I woke up. And sure enough, I had to pee.
This is not the first time something of the sort has happened to me
Do I qualify for the million dollar prize?
I leaned over and was struck with an attack of vertigo. Then I realized I had to pee.
I pulled back from the ledge and asked a cop where is the men's room. The cop directed me to a spiral staircase and told me it was on the 256th floor.
I ascended the spiral staircase and it got narrower and narrower. When it got too narrow to continue, I thought "Goddam I have to pee"!
Then I woke up. And sure enough, I had to pee.
This is not the first time something of the sort has happened to me
Do I qualify for the million dollar prize?