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My challenge to atheists.

Lisa Simpson said:
If "God" wants to prove himself to me, then I demand tacos. Sure, I can make them myself, but where's the miracle in that?
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If you're going to make demands, you should aim for the big stuff.

Headless clown! Headless clown!

How about clown taquitos?
 
If "God" wants to prove himself to me, then I demand tacos. Sure, I can make them myself, but where's the miracle in that?
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Well, if it was me cooking anything edible much less palatable, it would be a miracle.
 
TM--clown taquitos are okay, I guess. I prefer clown deep fried. Fattening, I know, but oh so good.
 
ma1ic3 said:
Ok done.
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No.

1inChrist posted at 4:17pm and your message was posted at 4:23pm.

That doesn't even allow for the "at least 10 minutes" part.


Same thing with Beleth. He posted at 4:24pm.


You'd have have to have posted at 4:27pm or later.
 
jzs said:
No.

1inChrist posted at 4:17pm and your message was posted at 4:23pm.

That doesn't even allow for the "at least 10 minutes" part.


Same thing with Beleth. He posted at 4:24pm.


You'd have have to have posted at 4:27pm or later.
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Fine, Mr. Pickypants. I posted at 4:51.
 
Well, since it's impossible for someone who doesn't believe in God to do this, you're asking for the impossible again.

FYI, I did this - well, heavily modified so I wouldn't be lying - and the 'signs' thus far have been rather disconcerting.

I developed heartburn and gas afterwards. I'm sure the two bowls of Chili had nothing to do with it.

Anyway, I'll keep waiting for more definitive signs.

If I do get clear signs, I'll pray on behalf of your damned soul, 1iC, since you LIED to everyone on the board (the 'not posting' after failed prediction problem) and are headed straight to HELL...
 
The circle of stupid continues. :rolleyes:

Could someone please forward this to humor or, if you want to be technical, flame wars.
 
My challenge to Buddhists:

Sit in a room. Clear your mind. Of everything. Don't talk to God. Or to anything else. Don't ask anyone why they exist, but if you happen to be distracted by anything, become mindful that it exists. If you absolutely must think about something, think about why you think that there is a "you" that is separate from anything else.

If it almost works, you will be surprised by the results. However, if it works completely, you will not be surprised.
 
Begin sarcasm/ OH! My Word! *slaps himself on the forehead with the palm of his hand* I've been thinking ALL WRONG! Look guys, It's all here in this little book. The answers to everything! Who needs all this 'science' and 'critical thinking' nonsense? Man, what was I thinking? /End sarcasm

Do you really expect this to happen?:nope:

We keep reading because it's like a bad car accident. It's just hard to look away from. Or maybe cause god wants us to. ;)
I have trouble figuring out why all his posts aren't in the humor section.
 
1inChrist said:
I have a challenge for atheists.

Sit in a room alone and clear your mind. Get down on your knees and pray to God for at least 10 minutes. Connect with Him. Tell Him why you don't believe. Tell Him what prevents you from accepting His Son's sacrifice. Ask Him to show you that He exists. Tell Him that you are ready to be shown that He exists and that He loves you. Now close your eyes and wait for Him to give you the signs.

I think you'll be surprised.
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You've suggested about 45 seconds worth of content there. What am I supposed to talk to God about for the other 9 minutes 15 seconds. Do I just repeat the same thing over and over again. I know that you seem to be able to do that but I'd feel bad for myself and God.

Seriously, though what's so special about 10 minutes. We're talking about almighty, omniscient God here so why is 10 minutes any better than just a simple "Hi, God. If you exist could you let me know." He's supposed to be able to see into my heart and mind so why do I need to explain to Him my scepticism when He already knows about it? I'm serious. Explain to me. It will take far less than the 10 minutes of my time you've asked for any you just might convince me then I will join you in trying to convince everybody else. What do you have to lose?
 
1inChrist said:
I have a challenge for atheists.

Sit in a room alone and clear your mind. Get down on your knees and pray to God for at least 10 minutes. Connect with Him. Tell Him why you don't believe. Tell Him what prevents you from accepting His Son's sacrifice. Ask Him to show you that He exists. Tell Him that you are ready to be shown that He exists and that He loves you. Now close your eyes and wait for Him to give you the signs.

I think you'll be surprised.
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1inC,

I actually did all that years ago except I told him I believed and accepted his son's sacrifice and guess what....I became an Atheist.

Suddenly a lot of things that didn't make sense and praying didn't help with made sense. Things like why do millions of children starve to death? I now know there is no sense, but I can sit on my fat butt, toss myself and pray or I can do something to try and fix it up.

I guess you're right...I was surprised!
 
Lisa Simpson said:
Fine, Mr. Pickypants. I posted at 4:51.
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It is picky to do some addition?

I wasn't talking about you, Lisa. I was talking about the people who said they did what 1inchrist recommended, but they didn't, which means they lied, according to the timestamps.
 
WOW!

That was amazing. I have seen the light!

I turned down the lights and got done on my knees and I just prayed and prayed for an answer.

My eyes held tight, I began to see a light in the darkened room. Then the most beautiful music began to play and I heard it...

God's not here right now, but if you leave a message...
 
jzs said:
It is picky to do some addition?

I wasn't talking about you, Lisa. I was talking about the people who said they did what 1inchrist recommended, but they didn't, which means they lied, according to the timestamps.
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Yes. But only because 1inC's threads are utterly pointless anyway.
 
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