Most boring UFO incidents thread

[CORed]

I've told it here before. Driving through North Park in Colorado around sunset, during my college years (mid '70's), I saw in the sky in front of me what appeared to be a metallic object, possibly a "flying saucer" viewed edge on. After a fairly short time, as the sun set lower and the amount of reflected sunlight coming off of it was reduced, I was able to see that it was actually a very short jet contrail (IOW, the "U" was removed from my UFO.). It had simply been reflecting enough sunlight to make it look metallic in the twilight at ground level.

It was, however, a revelation to me as to how easy it is to misinterpret what one is seeing. I became considerably more skeptical of eyewitness accounts. Contrary to rants from UFO's bigfooters, etc., one does not have to be either lying or crazy to be absolutely positive they are seeing something different that what they are really seeing.

 

[CORed]

I had an unidentified foot odor once. It turned out I had stepped on some cheese.

At least it wasn't dog poop.

 

[tsig]

I was walking down a country road when I saw something indescribable so I won't try to describe it, it performed unbelievable maneuvers so I can't say what they were, then it took me aboard and did unspeakable things to me so I won't speak of them, after being released my life changed in uncountable ways so I won't recount them.

 

[John Jones]

I was walking down a country road when I saw something indescribable so I won't try to describe it, it performed unbelievable maneuvers so I can't say what they were, then it took me aboard and did unspeakable things to me so I won't speak of them, after being released my life changed in uncountable ways so I won't recount them.

Best one ever!