Morgellons Still a Mystery

I do not trust these results. I suspect that they have been fabricated.
 
Pup said:
What's a shame is that the pro-Morgellon's side has made this into a war between "it's a real parasite" and "it's not," rather than a war between "I'm suffering" or "I'm not suffering." Because obviously, these people are suffering, in the same sense that someone with obsessive-compulsive disorder is suffering when she can't leave the house without checking the door 20 times to see if it's locked, and then rushing home in the middle of the day to check it again.

There may be some people who are helped by being told there's nothing unusual with their skin and not to worry about it, but I suspect there are others who can't simply turn off the worry, any more than someone with clinical depression can make it go away just by thinking happy thoughts.

The Morgellon's people who insist it's a real parasitic disorder have only themselves to blame, but still...

(Disclaimer: I don't know anyone with the disorder, so am only basing my thoughts on what I've read.)
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Perhaps because of the social stigma attatched to being diagnosed with a mental disorder.
 
Woman's Baby Catches Morgellons from Vaccine!!!

OMG!!! oh noeS!!1!! it"s TRU3!111!!

How can you not believe evidences like THIS??!!1?:

Just looking at my family my niece Crystal caught autism from a Rotavirus vaccine. Now all she does all day is write down the hexadecimal color values for everything she sees in her room.


My niece Jollibee caught primordial dwarfism from a meningitis vaccine. She's adorable and I think you should give this shot to more people who want tiny babies that are extra cute.


My cousin's son Tylurr caught speed reading after a diphtheria vaccine and they can't afford any more books. They said they're afraid to hook him up to a computer.


My wife's brother's son Dylin started coughing and it turns out he had a baby chick in his lung. The doctor claimed it's because he aspirated an egg but it happened right after a hepatitis B vaccine which he didn't even hardly need because his mom is over hepatitis since like 2005.
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shemp said:
OMG!!! oh noeS!!1!! it"s TRU3!111!!

How can you not believe evidences like THIS??!!1?:
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My nephew Nolte got something called a Hib shot and he ended up part Japanese. He even talks in this pidgin version of Japanese and English where he yells all the English words and is constantly trying to get people to leave his bedroom with brusque Japanese talk followed by GO HOME.
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LOL!
 
That would all be just fine but NINE people in my family caught Morgellons from either vaccinations, sports injuries, lawn chemicals, the stuff they use to fog mosquitoes, cell phones, chem trails, or vaccinations. I put my baby in a WiFi free zone and it seems to help keep her Morgellons down but the minute she gets in a cell phone coverage area she starts itching and popping fibers.
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I hate it when babies pop fibers.
 
My son has Morgellons so bad he we have to shear him in the spring. I'd take him to get cured, but with the price of wool these days....
 
I wonder if the studies covered Norwex and other micro fibers? Perhaps all the Quantums in the micro fibers blurr the science instruments? And they are cloaking the true effects of the disease? ;)

Damn, I would have kilt for another clothing pun, but couldn't weave one in. Looks like I've spun my wheels and shot my wad. Time to move on to a bigger yarn.
 
casebro said:
I wonder if the studies covered Norwex and other micro fibers? Perhaps all the Quantums in the micro fibers blurr the science instruments? And they are cloaking the true effects of the disease? ;)

Damn, I would have kilt for another clothing pun, but couldn't weave one in. Looks like I've spun my wheels and shot my wad. Time to move on to a bigger yarn.
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Are you suggesting that the end of this thread is looming?
 
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