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Military To Meditate To Reduce Global Stress, Stop War

As usual, report is all confuzzled.

Military is going to use HAARP to teach lasers to meditate. Do try to keep up!
 
The nice folks at TM have been preaching for years that if they get a certain minimum number of people meditating, peace-love-understanding will break out.

Looks like they still need a few to sign up.
 
I think most of the benefits from meditation are there because we expect them to be and envision it as some mystical method. It's basically just unwinding, relaxing and clearing your mind, something you can do just as well when you get home from work, make a cup of tea, stick the telly on and put your bloody feet up.

A scented candle doesn't make the experience more magical, but it does make it smell nice.

Mmm, "fresh linen".
 
Well, considering their behavior during the war with Maoist insurgents, I can think of worse things the Nepalese Army could be doing.
 
Well, considering their behavior during the war with Maoist insurgents, I can think of worse things the Nepalese Army could be doing.

I read that as Moist Insurgents. You don't want those... especially on your Nepals.
 
Ah, meditation. Also known as 'relaxing'.


Well, sure, but within that general category there are also the 'relaxing and thinking about stuff,' 'relaxing and thinking about nothing,' and 'relaxing and thinking about thinking' varieties.
 
Who will measure results?

It's Nepal.

I'm surprised they weren't meditating as policy before now.

The real answer is that meditation lowers heart rate and blood pressure, just like any controlled breathing technique.

I've checked mine before and after and it works.
 
It's Nepal.

I'm surprised they weren't meditating as policy before now.

The real answer is that meditation lowers heart rate and blood pressure, just like any controlled breathing technique.

I've checked mine before and after and it works.

Calmness? Sure. Stress-removal? Yeah.

Stop war? Not so much.
 
Well, sure, but within that general category there are also the 'relaxing and thinking about stuff,' 'relaxing and thinking about nothing,' and 'relaxing and thinking about thinking' varieties.


Oops, I forgot to include the also-popular 'relaxing and thinking about relaxing' method.

(These all have much more sophisticated-sounding names as well, of course.)
 
The rulers of the world.

:thumbsup:

It'll make a small dent because this would be one army that could be fighting and is not. If all armies in the world meditate at the same time, it would make an even bigger difference. They could focus on the reasons they are fighting and gain a clearer understanding, which would help them fight with greater fervor once they are done meditating.
 
Oops, I forgot to include the also-popular 'relaxing and thinking about relaxing' method.

(These all have much more sophisticated-sounding names as well, of course.)

Ah, meditation. Also known as 'relaxing'.


AFAIK most (not all) meditation systems involve learning 'not thinking' ie to quiet the mind, aka experiencing 'the stillness'. It takes practice.

The amount of practice needed to hush the 'busy brain' varies from person to person. Some just cannot do it, and give up. Environmental factors can make a difference. Quiet, distraction free locations are recommended.


I think most of the benefits from meditation are there because we expect them to be and envision it as some mystical method . It's basically just unwinding, relaxing and clearing your mind, something you can do just as well when you get home from work, make a cup of tea, stick the telly on and put your bloody feet up.
 
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