Well, believe me edd, I appreciate your efforts. There's no one here who's understanding of GR theory I respect more, and no one here who's pure scientific curiosity and demeanor I respect more than you. IMO you and PS typify what I believe a good mixture of scientific curiosity and skepticism is all about. I admire and respect both of you and your efforts in this forum.
For someone in my line of work I have a pretty dismal understanding of GR to be honest. There's certainly others here with a better technical knowledge, just to make that clear.
Absolute or relative pressure?
Absolute
Wait a minute. The concept of relative and absolute pressure is not a "complete canard", it's an important issue, and the crux or our differences.
Fundamentally I don't think it is. I'm totally happy to discuss what the relative pressure on a plate is at any time. But it doesn't change what the pressure on each plate
from each side is.
And it's good that you accept the negative pressure in fairly mundane circumstances, as drawing the analogy between the two is what I'm trying to do to demonstrate that the Casimir effect shows negative pressure.
What I do not accept is the notion of "negative pressure" in a "vacuum" that somehow pulls Guth's mass thing apart. Any residual QM energy in the 'vacuum' will attempt to push "into", not "away from" his mass thing.
Now we're really back to the problem of trying to explain that pressure has a
gravitational effect as well as the force it applies that is related to the pressure with P=F/A. You never see this gravitational effect in everyday life - the reason is that for a classical gas or something the total kinetic energy of the gas molecules is utterly dwarfed by the mass energy itself - clearly mc^2 is much greater than .5mv^2 until v approaches c (technically, .5mv^2 is an approximation, but it makes the general point of why the gravitational force is basically all down to the mass). And that's on top of it being hard enough to pick out the gravity from gas as it is (the Sun being a notable exception).
Hmm. The plot thickens.

Let's try too to look at the springs EVERYWHERE in the chamber, shall we?
Well, this seems like a "one sided", and "relative" (to one side of the plate) explanation. In QM the whole vacuum has has "springs". They come in various shapes and sizes, some large springs, some small springs. At large distances, many sized springs push against everything, all sides of the chamber, all sides of the plates, everything, and pretty much evenly. As the space between the plates decreases, only the smaller springs, the ones with tighter curls can fit between the plates, while the larger springs can no longer fit between the plates. The small springs between the plates become compressed. As the gap between the plates is reduced even further, only the smallest possible springs can fit between the plates. Meanwhile the outside of the plates has ever imaginable sized spring pressing the plates together.
That's fair to say - we're not considering a set of uniform well-machined springs. But its still fair to ask what the net force is on the plate, just as it is fair to ask what the force on a plate from a gas is without considering in detail every particle's specific velocity. When you do that, you still end up having to conclude it's negative pressure.
Also when you say
'Meanwhile the outside of the plates has ever imaginable sized spring pressing the plates together.' you have assumed that these springs are 'in compression' - that they want to push outwards, rather than pull inwards. I chose springs for the analogy as they can, depending on their extension, exert a force in either direction. You've snuck in an incorrect assumption that they exert force only in one particular direction. Similarly when you say
'The small springs between the plates become compressed.' you're mistakenly taking the analogy too far, and assuming that the vacuum really is made up of springs that become compressed and push out to return to their equilibrium. This is also not the case.
My point with the analogy was not to say that the vacuum is made of springs. I was pointing out that in other cases where one might not know if a (absolute) pressure is positive or negative, you can tell by looking at whether energy has been stored or released by the thing exerting that pressure.
There's still a relative/absolute pressure issue going on here. Your "perspective" of pressure if you will is "relative to' the inside of the plate without respect to the pressure on the other surfaces of the plate. It's just like that wing analogy. There's nothing wrong with your perspective as long as you realize it's a 'relative pressure', in this case purely relative to the inside surfaces, and purely relative to the outside "pressure" *if* it were zero, which it can never actually be.
If I want to consider the direction the plate will move in in a given circumstance, I'll use the relative pressure. That doesn't mean I don't understand what the pressure
from each side is - just as I can calculate the pressure on the sides of a box of a gas without having to look at whether the box is going to fall apart.
You can put
anything you want on the other side of the plate as far as I'm concerned, completely remove external vacuum energy leaving nothing outside at all, fix the plate in place and exert a force on it that way or stick a big spring on it, whatever you like - I will
still calculate a negative pressure for the stuff between the plates.
You still have to put springs outside as well as inside the plates edd.
No, really I don't. The way I'm using pressure I can have anything outside the plates you like and I will absolutely get the
same result for the pressure inside. I will get a
different result for the relative pressure and the net force on the plate.
From another post of yours
When did "inflation" ever show up in a lab? When did "dark energy" ever accelerate a single atom?
As a means of explanation, why would you expect dark energy to accelerate an atom in a lab? Laboratories are very different from the average universe. Most are on planet Earth. We live on a small cosmic inhomogeneity, with densities far higher than the average universe. My point is that the mass of the Earth, the mass of most objects in the laboratory, are much greater than the total amount of dark energy within the entire planet - it's pretty obvious as the amount of dark energy in the planet is about the same amount as you'd find hydrogen in a sphere the size of the Earth out in the deepest voids of space.
It's an unfortunate fact that it isn't easily testable in laboratory conditions - it's drowned out utterly.
Just because something has no observable effect in the lab does not mean it has no observable effect outside it, however.