Michael Jackson Converts to Islam

Despite the one report I've seen in which Jacko's lawyer has denied his conversion, Google News is still showing reports from reputable news sources that he has. It looks like this might actually be true. However, the news was broken by The Sun, which still gives me pause for thought.
 
It's all true. Here's an excerpt from his latest single:

Jesus Christ is not my savior
He's just the boy who claims that he is "The One"
but the kid is not God's son
 
Wolfman said:
He's got money, and a proven ability to babble manically. Why wouldn't they take him?
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It is unclear how much money he has. His Neverland Ranch here went into default but he was bailed out at the last minute in a deal notable only for the murkiness of the players involved. I (vaguely) remember he had to sell his investment in the Beatles property to pay his legal fees.

I will not dispute the "babble manically" claim as there is no counter evidence from here to the surface of Jupiter.
 
Look on the bright side: when he converts to the next religion-of-the-week, he automatically becomes an apostate (Islam doesn't allow any second thoughts once you've made your declaration), which then means a fatwa will be issued against him (a la Salomon Rushdie), and any True Believer in Mohammed can kill him then. It might serve to drive him further under cover, where we never hear from him again.

Just sayin'. There's a silk purse hiding in every sow's ear.

Beanbag
 
There might be an interesting discussion to be had on the tendency of dispensationalist believers to migrate toward Islamic spectrum beliefs, but I'm too full of turkey and mashed potatoes to make it... :D
 
JohnG said:
It's all true. Here's an excerpt from his latest single:

Jesus Christ is not my savior
He's just the boy who claims that he is "The One"
but the kid is not God's son
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Try it this way:

Obama, is no savior
He's just the pol who Oprah said was "The One"
but the kid is not God's son
 
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