If Truthers ran the country
That courtroom scene is very funny. Under Judge Jones, everyone in the world would soon be tried and convicted.
To expand on the topic: if Truthers ran the country, there would be lots of trials, and the trials would be very short.
"You disagree with The Official Truther Interpretation of reality? Off with your head, globalist scum!"
If conspiracy guys ran the country, the same mental disorder that causes them to see nonexistent conspiracies would cause them to see evil agents everywhere. Suddenly, there would be evil agents of the New World Order, infiltrating the government, infiltrating all sectors of our society.
Normal people won't be able to see these spies, but the conspiracy guys will.
It would become necessary to suspend all rights, confiscate all guns, and begin purging the populace of Illuminati agents.
Anyone might be an agent. Secret agents are
everywhere...
Accordingly, lots of shills for the New World Order would be rounded up--proving their guilt by their protestations of innocence. Lousy globalist scum. Hanging's too good for 'em.
The evil conspirators would be government workers (or former government workers--just as bad), members of both political parties, anyone favoring gun control (i.e., 90% of Americans), anyone who likes the United Nations, neocons, liberals, environmentalists, feminists, structural engineers, cops, gays, eccentric people, annoying neighbors--eventually, anyone.
These malefactors would be rounded up en masse and dispatched in speedy trials. They would all be found guilty. Truthers make no bones about their contempt for everyone in the world. They would have no problem executing huge numbers of sheeple.
Under the Truthers, life would be one endless purge.
...until the whole thing fell apart, from incompetence and infighting. If anything could be worse than government by neocons, it would be government by conspiracy nuts.
It's all in the delivery.