I hope you're not saying what it looks like you're saying, and if you are, I am pretty sure, based on your current existence, that you do not conduct your life accordingly. At any rate, where do you see Jabba conflating those probabilities? I don't see him using p=1. I see him using p=1/infinity.
If you're walking along a sidewalk in Chicagoland and you hear the unmistakable sound of a bullet zipping past your ear, do you tell yourself "Ah, no problem. The probability that some arbitrary individual will hear a bullet zip past his ear is certainly 1."
That would be an incorrect use of probability. That would be you conflating the probability that you heard a bullet zip past your ear with the probability that some arbitrary individual will hear a bullet zip past his ear. That would be a bad mistake. Possibly fatal.
Take evasive action immediately. That's you hearing the bullet. Not some arbitrary individual.
The use of conditional probability is a good thing. And it works.