[Merged]Alex Jones Gets Arrested

[Alareth]

Jones is just the type of buffoon that is likely to get himself tazered by not putting down the bullhorn and resisting arrest. Just to make a scene.

I have a mental image of an all "Truth" episode of Cops. It would be hilarious.

 

[CptColumbo]

I have a mental image of an all "Truth" episode of Cops. It would be hilarious.

I prefer the Mardi Gras episodes. One set of boobs is not like another.

 

[A W Smith]

If he resisted arrest We Are Change is going to be hard pressed to raise enough to meet bail. Wonder what AJ would say if his cell mates were a bunch of large firemen?

Jailhouse conversion

 

[Gravy]

Oh NO!! it gets worse for them

there aren't enough laughing dogs!

I would almost PAY to see a video of Jones being tazered!

They had to taser him. He was tearing chunks of flesh out of the NWO with his teeth. RAAAARGH!

 

[Oliver]

I tried to watch the video on that page, I couldn't stand more than 30 seconds of watching an idiot on his cell phone.

Linky?

 

[Gravy]

If he resisted arrest We Are Change is going to be hard pressed to raise enough to meet bail.

That's what bail bondsmen are for.

 

[boloboffin]

I laugh now, but I shudder to think at what insanity this is going to bring out of this nutcase.

 

[Jonnyclueless]

If he really was tasered and there is footage of it, I call dibs on using it for an avatar.

 

[~enigma~]

That's what bail bondsmen are for.

You misunderstood me. We Are Change will have a hard time raising 10% or whatever it is that is required.

 

[Lyte Trip]

They had to taser him. He was tearing chunks of flesh out of the NWO with his teeth. RAAAARGH!

Do you normally joke about activists assembling to excercise their constitutional right?

Does it make you happy to see Alex Jones get tazered?

 

[MarkyX]

He was arrested, from what I understand, for using a bullhorn without a permit. He wasn't arrested for "freedom of speech", otherwise all these people in WeAreChange would be gone by now.

Try harder next time Lyte.

 

[Gravy]

You misunderstood me. We Are Change will have a hard time raising 10% or whatever it is that is required.

And Uncle Jimmy Walter has abandoned them! Oh, noes!

 

[~enigma~]

Do you normally joke about activists assembling to excercise their constitutional right?

Does it make you happy to see Alex Jones get tazered?

Yes it makes us all very happy to see AJ tasered no please go away

 

[MarkyX]

Damn, AJ is free. So much for the evil fascist government.

 

[~enigma~]

And Uncle Jimmy Walter has abandoned them! Oh, noes!

Is this an implosion?

 

[qarnos]

Damn, AJ is free. So much for the evil fascist government.

They must have realised who he is.

 

[fitzgibbon]

He's out already. Does that seem a little suspicious to anyone else?

 

[A W Smith]

dumb questions

Do you normally joke about nutcase activists assembling to excercise their constitutional right?

Yes!!

Does it make you happy to see Alex Jones get tazered?

Yes!!

 

[fitzgibbon]

Damn, AJ is free. So much for the evil fascist government.

Could AJ himself be a false-flag operation?

 

[Civilized Worm]

WHAT? HE LET THEM TAKE HIM ALIVE?

That's it: I've lost my respect for Alex Jones.

I'm impressed that you managed to make this funnier than it was.