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Meditation Journal

A Zen half (not simple) prostration (forming the mudra, touching 4 chakras, followed by getting down on hands and then knees and touching forehead to floor, then standing up to resume the starting position... with specific visualizations) still takes at least 15 seconds, or else you are violating the most important rule of prostrations.

2 sets of 108 would take about an hour.

Even you can't really think anyone is falling for your 'zen senseis', fake koans, and now this empty boasting.
 
A Zen half (not simple) prostration (forming the mudra, touching 4 chakras, followed by getting down on hands and then knees and touching forehead to floor, then standing up to resume the starting position... with specific visualizations) still takes at least 15 seconds, or else you are violating the most important rule of prostrations.

2 sets of 108 would take about an hour.

Even you can't really think anyone is falling for your 'zen senseis', fake koans, and now this empty boasting.

People can actually do that 108 times without passing out? :boggled:
 
A Zen half (not simple) prostration (forming the mudra, touching 4 chakras, followed by getting down on hands and then knees and touching forehead to floor, then standing up to resume the starting position... with specific visualizations) still takes at least 15 seconds, or else you are violating the most important rule of prostrations.

2 sets of 108 would take about an hour.

Even you can't really think anyone is falling for your 'zen senseis', fake koans, and now this empty boasting.
Hey, he could be the Richard Simmons of zen prostrations, doncha know!
 
Don't feed the trolls is a virtue, but don't hand the man in the clown suit a gun either.

Wow in retrospect that's really zen of me.


Punishment in the future: Twitter (receiving) is implantable and your subscriptions are determined by a malicious committee.

(never used twitter; never will - I have a poison tooth in case my prediction becomes to pass)
 
reported for reporting that you reported it.

aha! A veiled ad-hom combined with an irrelevant faux report on an off-topic post! I've got you now. Wait right there whilst I go find the nearest Vicar-Sargeant....
 
Oh, I thought this was a medication journal...

(still doesn't explain why it being shared with the rest of the world)
 
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Do you think you are practicing
sitting meditation or do you think you are practicing
sitting buddhahood? If you are practicing sitting
meditation, meditation is not sitting or lying. If you are
practicing buddhahood, buddha is not a fixed form. In the
midst of everything that is changing you should neither hold
on nor push away. If you keep the buddha seated, this is
murdering the buddha. If you cling to the form of sitting,
this is not attaining its inner principle.
- Nan-yueh

Do you understand?
 
I woke up on time today, but my brain felt like meditating and went back to sleep for a couple more hours.
 

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