Maybe YOU should vie for the Republican nomination

[David Swidler]

Have you got what it takes?

I'm not tall enough, so fuggedaboudit. But I do love the rich. Maybe a VP slot?

 

[jj]

Even if I cheat and keep going, I collect something like all but one (and that question is flawed) of the "fail" balloons.

 

[bynmdsue]

Not old enough, maybe next time.

 

[BenBurch]

If by some comedy of errors of truly Titanic proportions I should get nominated, not only would an Obama win be assured, bit it would take the GOP about a thousand years to recover from the botch I would make of it even if I tried to sincerely run on the platform.

 

[steve s]

I'm bald. I didn't make past the first one.

Steve S

 

[David Swidler]

I'm bald. I didn't make past the first one.

Steve S

Well, that one's probably a Democratic requirement, too.

 

[Triterope]

I don't think the selection process is even as complex as the flowchart in the OP. I think's it's more like this:

1. Are you Mitt Romney?

If no, please send a list of your qualifications to 310 First Street, SE, Washington, DC 20003.