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May I have your Stundie nominations?

Redtail said:
Oh dear god... I thought I was the only one who saw that.
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It's one of the best movies ever made!


"Once you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you can head off you opponent with a balanced attack!"
 
We've got a blind date with Destiny.

And it looks like she's ordered the lobster.
 
Tony Szamboti claims that the perpetrators of a fake terrorist attack that destroyed several major buildings and killed almost 3,000 people took care to make sure a piece of one building didn't fly off and hit anything:

Tony Szamboti said:
I believe the asymmetrically located east penthouse was pulled down inside the building so it wouldn't fly off or topple,
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Sword_Of_Truth said:
Tony Szamboti claims that the perpetrators of a fake terrorist attack that destroyed several major buildings and killed almost 3,000 people took care to make sure a piece of one building didn't fly off and hit anything:
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isn't TS just re-spewing this nonsensical brain fart? I know I have seen this same "limit collaterl damage" illogic before.
 
One hesitates to give attention to an attention, ah, seeker - but one of poor crazy Judy Wood's tiny band of groupies has produced a series of howlers, not the least of which was her claim that thermodynamics was not relevant to an alleged process which would have required roughly ten times more power than is used by the entire human race. There are many more amusing displays of incompetence and ego if anyone can stomach the contempt displayed for the actual victims of the attack, which makes what would be a pitiable little band of incompetents merely repellent.
 
sts60 said:
One hesitates to give attention to an attention, ah, seeker - but one of poor crazy Judy Wood's tiny band of groupies has produced a series of howlers, not the least of which was her claim that thermodynamics was not relevant to an alleged process which would have required roughly ten times more power than is used by the entire human race. There are many more amusing displays of incompetence and ego if anyone can stomach the contempt displayed for the actual victims of the attack, which makes what would be a pitiable little band of incompetents merely repellent.
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"Seems like the classy thing to do would be not to call attention to it."- H. Simpson
 
James form the flat earth society has some safety tips for us to follow when dealing with moonlight.

James said:
It has come to my attention, thanks to warnings from my brother Ichimaru Gin, that the world is currently in the grip of a so-called "Super-harvest Moon" during which the Autumnal Equinox has combined with a full harvest Moon in order to enhance the Moon's deadly rays to unprecedented levels, not expected to be seen again until 2029.

[...]

Exposure to the Moon is known to cause tissue damage, especially to the eyes and brain in humans, which can result in blindness, mental perturbation or even death.

[...]

Watch out for plants - Moonlight can putrefy many varieties of unsuspecting garden plant. Most flowers close their petals at night in order to protect them from Moon rays, but during the Super-harvest Moon this may not be enough. You may want to cover even self-defending flowers and other plants with aluminium foil or another protective material.

[...]
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Lord Wilmore chimes in with a defense of a logical fallacy.

Lord Wilmore said:
Correlation is the only grounds we have for assuming causation.
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From this thread on the FES board.

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=42785.0
 
Stacko said:
James form the flat earth society has some safety tips for us to follow when dealing with moonlight.

Watch out for plants - Moonlight can putrefy many varieties of unsuspecting garden plant. Most flowers close their petals at night in order to protect them from Moon rays, but during the Super-harvest Moon this may not be enough. You may want to cover even self-defending flowers and other plants with aluminium foil or another protective material.
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Aww, even plants get to wear tinfoil hats
 
Apparently everything's made of carbon:

(redacted) said:
... Tell me, in an office fire, what is there to burn besides carbon? Answer: nothing. Wood is carbon. Plastic is carbon. Paper is carbon. ...
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So those other elements we were told were in plastic? Not there; it's just carbon. Superman, when he made a diamond for Lois Lane, could have made plastic just as easily!

(The kicker is, this poster has a PhD in, I believe, biology ... which this layperson assumes requires some working knowledge of chemistry. The poster often claims "I'm a scientist" as well ...)
 
WTC Dust said:
The reporters called it dust, but I say it's the same fumes that were coming from Ground Zero 100 days after the attacks that began on the day of the attacks.

Reporters don't always get everything exactly right.
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http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8282186&postcount=618

Got another from our favorite "doctor dust". This was in response to a picture SHE posted of a dust storm at the 1 year anniversary of the 9/11 attacks where she claims "fumes" were still permeating from the site, despite the photo having the caption "a dust storm at the memorial circle". So apparently 100 = 365 now.
 
grmcdorman said:
Apparently everything's made of carbon:
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So those other elements we were told were in plastic? Not there; it's just carbon. Superman, when he made a diamond for Lois Lane, could have made plastic just as easily!

(The kicker is, this poster has a PhD in, I believe, biology ... which this layperson assumes requires some working knowledge of chemistry. The poster often claims "I'm a scientist" as well ...)
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No, she apparently has a PhD, somehow, but she's no scientist; she's spectacularly incompetent. The "made of carbon" thing is another howler; according to that, er, logic the isotope generators powering Cassini, Pluto-New Horizons, Mars Science Laboratory, etc. are all fueled by oxygen.
 
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