Virus
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Socialism is awesome. Who needs light, heat, industry and stuff like that anyway? Rolling blackout affects more than half the country.
But in a surprise move, President Maduro gave an honest appraisal and blamed the rampant government incompetence, corruption, mismanagement and the ruling party's crackpot economic theories.
Nah just kidding. It was all the fault of a vast conspiracy lead by America and opposition political parties. (And you know who runs the high echelons of the global economy don't you? Nudge nudge, wink wink. Rhymes with "whose".)
Of course, if capitalists really wanted to make Venezuela look bad all they would have to do is like, nothing, because it's a piece of crap basketcase run by a bunch of ideological idiots and you'd have to be a drug-addled leftist retard like Sean Penn not to see that.
But in a surprise move, President Maduro gave an honest appraisal and blamed the rampant government incompetence, corruption, mismanagement and the ruling party's crackpot economic theories.
Nah just kidding. It was all the fault of a vast conspiracy lead by America and opposition political parties. (And you know who runs the high echelons of the global economy don't you? Nudge nudge, wink wink. Rhymes with "whose".)
Of course, if capitalists really wanted to make Venezuela look bad all they would have to do is like, nothing, because it's a piece of crap basketcase run by a bunch of ideological idiots and you'd have to be a drug-addled leftist retard like Sean Penn not to see that.
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