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March Stundie Nominations

Travis

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We come to March. That wacky month when who knows what weather will hit you?

And who knows what awesome Stundies will be found? So here you will nominate Stundies. What is a Stundie? It's a humorous statement that is very wrong. I mean really wrong. Catastrophically wrong. Usually they are related to conspiracy theories but may also be about general science and logic. Keep them as short and sweet as you can. Remember it is the idea that is wrong. So keep personal issues out of here.

So please go get them and don't forget to provide a link.
 
Spotted by Orac but too funny\Chiroptera guano to not nominate. Found over at Natural News (here) and written by "The health ranger" Mike Adams
(Summary - A noted Anti-vax lawyer is being investigated has, apparently, been asked to surrender names of clients.)

Mike Adams said:
Furthermore, it could serve as the starting point for New York State to dispatch CPS workers to the homes of all of Finn's clients, where their children might be kidnapped by CPS and sold into sex slavery (this is a common behavior of CPS workers across the country, where low-income children simply "disappear" into the system and suffer ongoing sexual abuse by state workers or even high-paying clients, similar to what happened at Penn State). I don't have the space to go into all the evidence that CPS functions as a child kidnapping and sex slavery ring, but the organization isn't called "Communist Pedophile Services" for no reason.
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A FoTL defies any sort of comprehension................

"Another example would be to say that all freeman use the fallacy of the logical undistributed middle to explain all things that are freeman-ish. Or to put it another way, to cast a red herring fallacy into a realworld situation, one can lead others up the garden path..."

http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1060650726&postcount=33
 
Mongrel said:
Spotted by Orac but too funny\Chiroptera guano to not nominate. Found over at Natural News (here) and written by "The health ranger" Mike Adams
(Summary - A noted Anti-vax lawyer is being investigated has, apparently, been asked to surrender names of clients.)
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Srsly guys, no time to go into the evidence.
 
David Icke Newsletter spam in my google mailbox today. Only partly quoted here for the sake of brevity and our own sanity.....


VOICES IN YOUR HEAD …

… IS THE STATE TALKING TO YOU?

... I contend in Remember Who You Are that this is how the Saturn-Moon Matrix operates and the same is the case for earth-based technology like the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) which bounces high-power radio waves off the ionosphere in the upper atmosphere and back to earth. For 'radio waves', read information carried in the form of waves that can be decoded by the human body into words, thoughts and emotions that people believe to be their own. This is happening, make no mistake, and HAARP is only one of many sources.
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Of course, it's all a big hysterical plug for his new tome:-


David Icke said:
Remember Who You Are, David Icke's Ground-Breaking New Book, Now Shipping.
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:=]

Compus
 
Perhaps we should also conclude that David Ike hears voices in his head.
 
The government has a secret plan to make you fat and lower your testosterone:
http://taoofdirt.wordpress.com/2012/03/02/what-if/#comment-736

This very though occurred to me yesterday. The government tells people that it is healthy to eat 11 servings of grains per day, though modern endocrinology proves this wrong. I know the government is stupid, but it’s not THAT stupid. If you get all the men to eat lots of grains, they will have big bellies. Visceral fat secretes estrogen. Testosterone levels go down, thus robbing men of their drive to do pretty much anything. High testosterone levels are the enemy of the elite agenda.

When did the government say that we should be eating all these grains with a low fat diet? I believe it was during the 1960s. I think you see where I’m going with this.
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Robert Morrow said:
Timhau,

I have 300+ books on the JFK assassination. I have read 30 of the cream of the cream JFK books and read relevant passages or skimmed the rest. I have found the internet to be an absolutely invaluable source for learning on the JFK assassination. I have done much reading on the internet about the JFK assassination. With every medium, you have to read and watch critically. Oftentimes the National Enquirer or even a porn magazine is a more credible source of information on the JFK assassination than the NYT, Wash Post, ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX. But if you read selectively and with a critical mind you can even learn from those sources as well.

Of course I do watch YouTube videos as well.
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I'm not sure if we can nominate from within...but man, this is a doozy
 
Horatius said:
The scariest part is that....




...he just assumes everyone reading it will leap to the same conclusion he does. :eye-poppi:jaw-dropp
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Also, for such a manly man, he seems to have missed a lot of football... or he thinks that all of those offensive & defensive linemen are fem....
 
Here's one from an odd source. In the thread about Bin Laden's body being in the US, we get linked to an alleged memo linked by Wikileaks from an analyst at Stratfor.


Subject: OBL's corpse
If body dumped at sea, which I doubt, the touch is very Adolph Eichman
like. The Tribe did the same thing with the Nazi's ashes.

We would want to photograph, DNA, fingerprint, etc.

His body is a crime scene and I don't see the FBI nor DOJ letting that
happen.
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If this memo is real, apparently Stratfor employs people with truther-level analysis skills.
 
Apologies if this has been nominated before but it's just so...


"Greenprint:
Please do more research on the topics that you are (rather blindly) defending. I cannot give you all the answers yet on this topic because I am still learning myself.

A 'country' is merely an imaginary line of separation that has been fed to the world and accepted as 'truth'. The elites controlling the global economy are working in tandem with the Vatican banking cartel that created what we now call 'law', 'legalese', and our legal system. This was created by the International Bar Association, and it as designed to keep people ignorant and in fear."

It can be found on this page:-
http://media.cottagecountrynow.ca/special/parrysound/forum/index.php?topic=1443.0;wap2
 
azzthom said:
Apologies if this has been nominated before but it's just so...


"Greenprint:
Please do more research on the topics that you are (rather blindly) defending. I cannot give you all the answers yet on this topic because I am still learning myself.

A 'country' is merely an imaginary line of separation that has been fed to the world and accepted as 'truth'. The elites controlling the global economy are working in tandem with the Vatican banking cartel that created what we now call 'law', 'legalese', and our legal system. This was created by the International Bar Association, and it as designed to keep people ignorant and in fear."

It can be found on this page:-
http://media.cottagecountrynow.ca/special/parrysound/forum/index.php?topic=1443.0;wap2
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Well, something's clearly kept him ignorant. If it's not the Vatican banking cartel, what else could it be?
 
I recall the rules allowing for older quotes, just stuff that hasn't been submitted, no?

Screw it. Here's a quote from someone who interviewed/debated our favorite fringe of the fringe group leader, Craig Ranke:

Keep on drinking the kool aid buddy you are in the same league as the mob from the dark ages who swore the earth was flat. Anyone not completely brain washed by the TV knows that the Government and media are covering up massive evidence proving 9/11 was an inside job. Too bad that part of your brain washing was to convince you that you are not brainwashed. Oh the irony.
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