March Stundie Nominations

Redtail said:
In a recent thread on PP, about the recent article naming asteroid impact as the culprit for killing the dinos, that starts off with this gem...

We get this as the first response...

And it just gets crazier from there!

http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=162390.0;topicseen
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I always find it ironic that people are typing these things on KEYBOARDS connected to COMPUTERS (build using ELECTRONICS and MICROCHIPS) running on ELECTRICITY, connected using ETHERNET and TCP/IP to the INTERNET, using WEB BROWSERS, PROGRAMS, and HTTP. Bah, scientists! What have they ever done for us?
 
McHrozni said:
I wish to nominate Mate1 at youtube, for the comments made here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYzIbOYaSy8

A little bit of background:
It posted a typical set of claims, including the one that the towers were a nightmare of asbestos and too expensive to safely renovate, and I challenged it. It then replied with:


I asked it to show some evidence, and it replied in a PM with this article:
http://www.arcticbeacon.com/articles/20-nov-2005b.html
and said this was the best it had. Needless to say, the article doesn't provide any grounds for it's claims, it just makes an assertion that "everyone knows the Port Authority was going to demolish the towers, but they didn't get the permission". When I asked it about that, it replied with the stundie:



Any suggestions as how to best reply to it? :D

McHrozni
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It's that new newfangled "demolition" where they don't need to "destroy" anything. Very cutting edge.

Blue Mountain said:
I always find it ironic that people are typing these things on KEYBOARDS connected to COMPUTERS (build using ELECTRONICS and MICROCHIPS) running on ELECTRICITY, connected using ETHERNET and TCP/IP to the INTERNET, using WEB BROWSERS, PROGRAMS, and HTTP. Bah, scientists! What have they ever done for us?
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Moe - "I'm paralyzed! I can only hope medical science can cure me!"
 
more goodies from Walkerie

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5719452&postcount=153
walkerie said:
NY Senator Charles Schumer-9/11 EXPLOSIONS At World Trade Center Towers


http://www.opednews.com/populum/diar...00223-373.html
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When you go to the link you find
opednews said:
NY Senator Charles Schumer-9/11 EXPLOSIONS At World Trade Center Towers

Diary Entry by Gene Cappa (about the author)


New York City Police Department 9/11 Photos, taken by Detective Greg Semendinger, clearly reveal the World Trade Center Towers exploding violently, multiple floors at once, not collapsing, as falsely claimed by the Bush administration.

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Senator Charles Schumer-9/11 EXPLOSIONS At WTC Towers

Super thermite/conventional explosives were detonated by insiders to "pull down" the Towers (1,2,7)..photos link
http://tinyurl.com/yc6o8qc

"Take a look at the buildings falling down. They didn't fall down because airplanes hit 'em, they fell down because EXPLOSIVES WENT OFF INSIDE, DEMOLITIONS.." says former US Army Intelligence Chief Major General Albert "Bert" Stubblebine..video link
http://tinyurl.com/lq69q6

In the spirit of "equal justice for all", I respectfully urge you to commence a criminal investigation of these insiders' (those who had security clearances/access to the elevator shafts and adjoining steel core beams/columns to set the timed explosive cutter charges) 9/11 criminal controlled demolitions at the World Trade Center Towers murdering three thousand persons in cold blood..read more..
http://tinyurl.com/yalyber


Take action -- click here to contact your local newspaper or congress people:
Support A 9/11 Criminal Investigation

Click here to see the most recent messages sent to congressional reps and local newspapers

A United States Marine Corps Viet Nam Era Veteran trying to do what I can and expecting Congress, the Executive Branch, and the Judicial Branch, to do what they can to keep the nation strong and free by remaining true to the Constitution first of (more...)
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It is a diary by a truther who was writing TO Shumer. And what makes this oped even funnier is that it quotes Stubblebine... (you know, the jedi masters general who can kill goats and people by looking at them and can walk through walls)

Reading for comprehension isn't a truthers friend.
 
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fallout said:
Well, on paper that's a skeptical website, but that's not we see from the people who post here. You state that the purpose is obvious for you, but not for me and for many people troughout the world. See for instance how many 1 star reviews the report got at amazon, against the 5 stars. It's the first time I see a book receive this much criticism. But I know, that's the review from ignorant, fraud and liars. And all the 5 star reviews are from skeptical , clever and intelligent people. :)
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Argument ad Amazon review. Who knew the best way to determine if something is valid or not rested with an online shopping site? The wonders of the internet never cease.
 
Mashuna said:
It's a perfect defence against those pesky questions:
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I'd call Poe except I know the history of that particular poster.

dudalb said:
Galileo deserves a "Lifetime Achievement" stundie.
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Maybe we should give him his drivers license back so he'll spend less time on the internet and more time crashing his car on dead level straightaways.
 
I read the two first words.
Now I want to cry on how education could have failed so much in developed countries.
 
Hollow moon? There is a Swiss Cheese joke in there somewhere.

Really - you could insert almost any conspiracy theory into this format:
1. The moon is far older than previously thought, even older than the earth.
2. The moon has at least three distinct layers of rocks. The heaviest layers are found on or near the surface!
3. If the earth and moon were created at the same time, as theory suggests, and near each other, then why has earth got far more iron and the moon very little?
4. Moon rocks were found to be extremely dry, devoid of water, and do not appear to have had water ever in any substantial amount. Yet moon rocks were found containing bits of 'rusted' iron!
5. Water vapor clouds were observed over the surface of the moon, coming from within the Moon, releasing the water vapor during moonquakes. Why?
6. Moon rocks were found also to be magnetized, not strongly enough to pick up nails or even a paper clip, but magnetized just the same. But how can this be since the Moon has no magnetic field?
7. Where did the maria come from on the surface of the Moon, since the moon has never been hot enough to produce volcanic eruptions?
8. Why is four-fifths of the maria surface of the Moon all located on the Earthside hemisphere? Few maria are found on the far side of the Moon!
9. What are the mysterious mascons- or large dense circular masses buried deep within the moon, some 20 to 40 miles below the surface where each maria is located?
10. Is the Moon hollow? Then why is the interior - core of the Moon much less dense than the outer layers?
11. Why were metals such as elemental titanium, uranium, and pure(non-rusting) iron found in the hardened surface and lighter elements like pure elemental aluminum nonexistent?
12. Why should the Moon have a near perfect circular orbit around the Earth?
13. Is the Moon the creation of some highly advanced alien intelligence, and is there falsifiable scientific proof of this theory???
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ETA - a little further down, they have it figured out:

15. Spaceship Moon: As outrageous as the Moon-Is-a-Spaceship Theory is, all of the above items are resolved if one assumes that the moon is a gigantic extraterrestrial craft, brought here eons ago by intelligent beings. This is the only theory that is supported by all of the data, and there are no data that contradict this theory.
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