• Quick note - the problem with Youtube videos not embedding on the forum appears to have been fixed, thanks to ZiprHead. If you do still see problems let me know.

Makeup your own WTC theory

Overman

Master Poster
Overman
Joined
Feb 2, 2006
Messages
2,629
It seems as though one can make a name for themselves in the CTer world by coming up with the farthest fetched scheme.

As far out as you could imagine....
 
How the WTC happened.

Well, obviously the Mossad blew up the building.

They did so because the oil companies wouldn't reveal the truth of how they rigged the 2000 election. It was to drag them and America into a war that would drain the American economy and enrich the Israeli-Chinese connection.

The oil companies rigged the election to keep Joe Lieberman, a Jew, from being a heartbeat away from the presidency.

Lieberman was run for the vice presidency by the global Jewish conspiracy, the trilateralists, as a straw man to advance their global conspiracy. He was needed to take over the presidency after Gore would be assassinated by "20 Year Curse," so as to dig up the truth of the Clinton administration.

The Kennedy family wanted to expose Bill Clinton because of the death of John F. Kennedy Jr. in 1999.

Clinton ordered JFK Jr. killed because Jr. was going to expose Whitewater.

JFK Jr. was going to expose Whitewater because Clinton would not reveal to Jr. the truth about the Kennedy assassination.

And the truth about the Kennedy assassination was that JFK had learned that the American science advances were the result of technology given to us by space aliens through Area 51 and Roswell. He learned this from his lovers, who included Marilyn Monroe.

She was also whacked to prevent the Area 51 story from leaking out.

The Area 51 stories were also in danger of being exposed by Elvis, who learned about them during his Army service, which is why his theme music at live concerts was the overture from "Space 2001," so he was whacked.

The space alien stuff had to be kept secret because they were able to come to Earth through their communication and connection with Earthmen, which was accomplished by secret Masonic rituals. The space alien link enabled the Masons to control the world. In return, the space aliens were allowed to carry out abductions, cattle mutilations, and draw crop circles, as well as put life forms in Loch Ness for climate testing as a prelude to colonization of other planets.

The space aliens had to operate in secrecy with the Masons, because of the big battle that the Scientologists say happened 75 million years ago. The opposing forces are looking for a re-match, like Mr. T.

That is why space aliens are eager to develop new technology...for the coming re-match war with the other space aliens, for control of our water, air, and oil.

Which is why Los Alamos is on the 33rd parallel...the number of degrees in Freemasonry.
 
The towers never fell. By spiking the planet's toothpaste supply with hallucinogenic drugs, inserting subliminal hypnotic cues into "The Simpsons," and projecting images from spy satellites into our brains, the CIA made it appear that the WTC was attacked. Bin Laden doesn't actually exist- he was an actor hired by the CIA solely to take credit for the attacks. (The CIA had bombed the U.S.S. Cole and several embassies in preparation to give bin Laden a back story.)

This had two great advantages-

Now, the U.S. government had an excuse to enter Afghanistan (which was done to start the flow of heroin again, which the U.S. government would secretly traffic to America) and to enter Iraq (the reason? The statue of Saddam Hussein that the Iraqis toppled was actually solid plutonium coated with lead. The U.S. needed to steal it back.)

2) The CIA could now use the WTC, holographically hidden as Ground Zero, as a New York base of operations. Did you know that a helicopter once crashed into one of the invisible buildings? Of course you don't- the liberal media covered it up.

The CIA could use this New York base to oversee their key undercover agent- Donald Trump, as part of a dastardly plan to dump alien bodies in the Hudson River.

This must be true because it was predicted in the BOOK OF MARK!!!

Oh, my God, it's ALL CONNECTED!!!!!!!
 
This is by far the best conspiracy theory I have ever read:

(made by cloudshipsrule http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1612304&postcount=2329)

cloudshipsrule said:
I have been doing a lot of research on Feng-Shui-induced paranormal-explosions, which is why the WTC collapse is of interest to me. The Bush administration had no hand in the WTC terrorist attack. A force much more sinister than Bush and his cronies is behind the collapse of the buildings. I have no doubt that terrorists hijacked planes and flew them into the buildings, but why the buildings actually collapsed is up for debate. It is simply a theory at this point in time, and there are a few dots left to connect, but I believe this:

Minoru Yamasaki, the designer of the WTC buildings, was born in Seattle, but just happened to have an Asian-sounding name. Chinatown is located in Manhattan. Just coincidence?

Minoru also designed the Eastern Airlines Unit Terminal in Boston in 1968, just 33 years before 9/11, which is a multiple of 11. Just coincidence?

I believe that Minoru was heavily involved in Feng-Shui, and the WTC buildings are an example of Feng-Shui gone awry. The WTC buildings were so heavily influenced by Minoru's belief in Feng-Shui that they experienced a phenomenon I'm going to coin called 'Feng-Shui Guo Zai', or 'Feng-Shui Overload'.

The combined forces of the plane's impact and the Feng-Shui Guo Zai actually created paranormal-explosions in the building's core, ultimately leading to the building's collapse. Or do you think it's simply coincidence that Minoru died in 1986, just 15 years prior to 9/11, which is not a multiple of 11?
Click to expand...


He was joking of course.
 
19 guys boarded 4 planes with some makeshift knives and took over the control of the planes. They crashed them into various buildings because they're really sick fuc**rs who wanted to kill as many people as possible and send a message all the while thinking they were doing God's work.

Nah, too farfetched.
 
I say it was the pigeons, well with some help from Canadian Geese. See the geese were annoyed cause the towers were in their migration route and the pigeons, well, they are just annoyed at smashing into the glass for too many years.

Now, there are some extremists who say that the rats helped out, but I say bosh, rats don't help anyone and those buildings created a lot of trash for them to enjoy.

But...the cockroaches may have been involved, however confirming that is impossible, they never tell the truth.
 
As everyone knows, the government did it to enact the USA PATRIOT ACT as a precursor to detaining all dissidents indefinitely.

What fewer people know is that the detention center is going to be Manhattan Island itself. Halliburton has a secret contract to build a huge wall around the island, as so many of the targeted dissidents already live there.

However, the PTB are no dummies. They watched Escape from New York just like you did. And they know just how easy it would be for some future Snake Plisskin to glide in and land on top of the towers and cause who knows what mayhem. Ergo, the towers specifically had to come down. For weeks after the attacks, the federal government asserted complete control over all means of ingress to and egress from the city -- bridges, tunnels, everything. Coincidence or dry run? I think you know.

The Pentagon was just thrown in because one of the planner's idiot brother in law was a adjutant to a General there.
 
The whole thing was a plot by some small mid-Pennsylvania town to get something to put them on the map.
 
Of course!

Manny said:
As everyone knows, the government did it to enact the USA PATRIOT ACT as a precursor to detaining all dissidents indefinitely.

What fewer people know is that the detention center is going to be Manhattan Island itself. Halliburton has a secret contract to build a huge wall around the island, as so many of the targeted dissidents already live there.

However, the PTB are no dummies. They watched Escape from New York just like you did. And they know just how easy it would be for some future Snake Plisskin to glide in and land on top of the towers and cause who knows what mayhem. Ergo, the towers specifically had to come down. For weeks after the attacks, the federal government asserted complete control over all means of ingress to and egress from the city -- bridges, tunnels, everything. Coincidence or dry run? I think you know.

The Pentagon was just thrown in because one of the planner's idiot brother in law was a adjutant to a General there.
Click to expand...

I get it...the only problem is that Donald Pleasance is dead, so they can't make him president.
 
kookbreaker said:
The whole thing was a plot by some small mid-Pennsylvania town to get something to put them on the map.
Click to expand...

So that would explain why there was the SARS virus in Toronto! They used the same tactic...

How else would that city make the news?
 
Actually, it's my fault. Using a machine of my own invention, I utilized quantum fluctuation and tachyon technology to repeatedly go back in time. This allowed me to simultaneously set up the explosives, hijack the airliners, and steal all the gold from the basement. Meanwhile, I also took the place of a Secret Service agent and insisted that Mr. Bush stay where he was and keep reading. Another one of me was across the river, meanwhile, getting excellent footage.
 
How about this simple one...The airlines did it. Their stock was going in the toilet, and they thought that by carrying out this attack they would get giant government bailouts and people would defy the terrorists agenda of spreading fear and start flying MORE in defiance. The plan just didn't work!
 
Who had the most to gain? Congressman Gary Condit!! He was being investigated in early September 2001 for his involvement in the disappearance of intern Chandra Levy. Doubters need only look at his hair. That is the exact same haircut that the evil politicians have in all those made-for-TV movies about evil politicians doing evil things.

Oh, and the Trilateralists, Masons, descendents of Adam Weishaupt, the Illuminati (both Bavarian style and international style), Col. Sanders, the Queen of England, Nobel Peace Prize winner Henry Kissinger were all involved, too. Wait, add the entire Nobel Prize committee as well.

Oh, and Princess Di was going to expose them all so she had to be killed in "an accident"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Back
Top Bottom