Merged Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is /Born Jewish!

[LostAngeles]

Yeah, misleading title.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad revealed to have Jewish past

A photograph of the Iranian president holding up his identity card during elections in March 2008 clearly shows his family has Jewish roots.

A close-up of the document reveals he was previously known as Sabourjian – a Jewish name meaning cloth weaver.

The short note scrawled on the card suggests his family changed its name to Ahmadinejad when they converted to embrace Islam after his birth.

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Ok, so it's only a, "suggestion," and it doesn't make his anti-semitism any worse. What it does do is, as a friend of a friend pointed out, make for a great sitcom where Mahmoud asks for right of return.

 

[Darth Rotor]

Now that's funny.

Thanks, LA, for a chuckle on a wet Saturday morning.

 

[WildCat]

"The name is even on the list of reserved names for Iranian Jews compiled by Iran's Ministry of the Interior. "

And, of course, all modern democracies keep track of Jewish names and make laws regulating them.

 

[Oliver]

http://haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1118472.htmlHaaretz: Is Ahmadinejad trying to hide his Jewish roots by bashing Israel?

 

[Darth Rotor]

"The name is even on the list of reserved names for Iranian Jews compiled by Iran's Ministry of the Interior. "

And, of course, all modern democracies keep track of Jewish names and make laws regulating them.

List of approved Jewish American names:

Jones
Gibson
Reynolds
Avery

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[Oliver]

List of approved Jewish American names:

Jones
Gibson
Reynolds
Avery

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.
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You're kidding, right?

 

[fuelair]

This is cool!!

 

[Darth Rotor]

You're kidding, right?

Yes, Oliver, that was what we Americans call a joke. Each is a reference to somebody who has recently been less than loving in re Jews.

Mel Gibson (infamous drunken rant in Hollywood)
Dylan Avery (twoofer)
Alex Jones (twoofer)
Morgan Reynolds (twoofer)

 

[Marc39]

If Ajad were Jewish, he'd be able to find a much better tailor.

Those suits, Oy.

 

[Darth Rotor]

If Ajad were Jewish, he'd be able to find a much better tailor.

Those suits, Oy.

Maybe his tailor is an Egyptian, which informs his denial.










There is a somewhat greater than zero chance that I am going to Hell for that pun, God's sense of humor considered.

 

[Skeptic]

"The name is even on the list of reserved names for Iranian Jews compiled by Iran's Ministry of the Interior. "

And, of course, all modern democracies keep track of Jewish names and make laws regulating them.

I could've sworn some people on this forum were saying stuff about Iran's leaders being "moderates" and Iran "democratizing" only a year or so ago.

No, I don't expect they'll apologize, either.

But it does show how much their opinions are worth.

 

[NWO Sentryman]

I Can't Wait to see Stormfront's reaction to this.

And David duke's to boot

 

[Liszt]

Yes, Oliver, that was what we Americans call a joke. Each is a reference to somebody who has recently been less than loving in re Jews.

Mel Gibson (infamous drunken rant in Hollywood)
Dylan Avery (twoofer)
Alex Jones (twoofer)
Morgan Reynolds (twoofer)

Alex Jones' wife (and therefore kids - does he have kids? Wow, I bet they're odd) is Jewish. So he actually is very loving to at least one Jew.

 

[Darth Rotor]

I Can't Wait to see Stormfront's reaction to this.

And David duke's to boot

I thought Duke and Mahmoud were best buddies at one point.

*can't recall, but memory tells me that conference in Iran where some rabbis were agreeing with Mahmoud on something about the Holocaust*

DR

 

[Darth Rotor]

Alex Jones' wife (and therefore kids - does he have kids? Wow, I bet they're odd) is Jewish. So he actually is very loving to at least one Jew.

Thanks for that correction.



(On the other hand, under the doctrine of 'world's worst psychiatrist,' perhaps any animus Jones might have against Jews comes from issues regarding his in laws? )

DR

 

[Liszt]

Thanks for that correction.



(On the other hand, under the doctrine of 'world's worst psychiatrist,' perhaps any animus Jones might have against Jews comes from issues regarding his in laws? )

DR

amusing!

Jones doesn't really bad mouth Jews though. Some more memorable quotes are "The arabs run Hollywood" and "The King of Spain owns are highways".

Those are real quotes too. Before he had his radio show, he just used to shout all this stuff to himself in his bedroom (probably). I'm willing to bet $1million that Jones has the world's smallest penis - perhaps even reaching the negative figures. (an "innie")

 

[cisco]

I could've sworn some people on this forum were saying stuff about Iran's leaders being "moderates" and Iran "democratizing" only a year or so ago.

No, I don't expect they'll apologize, either.

But it does show how much their opinions are worth.

Well, pardon optimism! I think a lot of people are just cheering for Iran. They are a great people with a great culture and a great history, but terrible, terrible leadership right now. And those with more than a passing knowledge of 20th century history might feel that the US is somewhat responsible for that leadership. Are you invested in their failure or status as our enemy or something?

 

[Thunder]

amusing!

Jones doesn't really bad mouth Jews though. Some more memorable quotes are "The arabs run Hollywood" and "The King of Spain owns are highways".

Those are real quotes too. Before he had his radio show, he just used to shout all this stuff to himself in his bedroom (probably). I'm willing to bet $1million that Jones has the world's smallest penis - perhaps even reaching the negative figures. (an "innie")

Jones hates "Zionists". Which is the polite/PC way of hating the Jews.

 

[Arcade22]

I Can't Wait to see Stormfront's reaction to this.

And David duke's to boot

Already happening.

 

[Lucky]

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad revealed to have Jewish past

OK, so there are very many ways for this not to be true (e.g. some ancestor once lived in the general direction of a village of jewish weavers).

However ... he's a dead ringer for our rabbi, as I have pointed out on many occasions to my son (his usual reply: {shush!} {aged parent}).

Anyway, I thought it was a little bit funny.