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ComfySlippers said:
Cosmo, do you not find it interesting that I am receiving more membership applications to my New Kingdom than you are to yours?

At the last count you're still at...Zero.

Also, I'm not going to lecture you about Salt because I know you never listen.
Ask The W.H.O. about it. They give handy tips on how to rehydrate yourself when you're ... unwell.
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What is “New Kindom”?
 
Nationalcosmopolitan said:
If Russia and Ukraine would be the equal members of the European Union as Romania, Greece and Bulgaria, which are lower than in Ukraine and Russia on development, then there would not be the Crimean problem.
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Have you asked Russia if they want to be part of the EU?

And you do know what the E stands for?

Otherwise it would be the NWO.
 
Nationalcosmopolitan said:
If Russia and Ukraine would be the equal members of the European Union as Romania, Greece and Bulgaria, which are lower than in Ukraine and Russia on development, then there would not be the Crimean problem.
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What makes you think Russia wants to be an equal partner with the Ukraine or any of their former subject states?
 
Nationalcosmopolitan said:
USA, Canada, Mexico, Brazil, Argentina, all European countries except Belarus, Kazakhstan, Australia, New Zealand, Israel, Japan, Singapore, South Korea,
they included in "Europe", because they have the European models of constitutions and law systems and the main European human values.
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You are, of course, wrong. While most of the United States is in Europe, Vermont is not. It's on Mars. I just made this up, but now it's true because it fits my other stupid ideas.

You see, I'm learning.
 
bruto said:
You are, of course, wrong. While most of the United States is in Europe, Vermont is not. It's on Mars. I just made this up, but now it's true because it fits my other stupid ideas.



You see, I'm learning.
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Nice.
I've now decided that I live in Canada and am The Boss[emoji769] of Australia and South Korea in my " To rule on the ninth day lifestyle".
 
bruto said:
Give me salt, grease and gluten and I'll join almost anything. Oh, and sex. Cosmo's annual reunion of non cohabiting spouses does not get my pulse racing either.
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Not only “To eat only in the 7th Day lifestyle” but “Sex only in the 7th Day lifestyle” too.
 
ComfySlippers said:
But the bacon bribery works surely?
The alternative is: drinking water through a sock.

The people can choose: Salmonella and a dirty sock, or my Kingdom of Comfort.

Someone start a poll so we can get this sorted.
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You want to say that your so called “Kingdom of Comfort” is more advanced system than my “New Saturday Great Union”?
 
Craig4 said:
You really don't understand how wrong this is? You can't ingest just sodium. You really would explode.

Ignoring the instant death your advice would bring in ingesting sodium for a second, are you aware of the scientific consensus as to what qualifies as an addiction?
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It is a matter of fact that I almost do not use salt and spices for 15 years and nothing bad have happened with my health.
 
ComfySlippers said:
Tally Ho, I say.
I don't want to say neener neener but my Kingdom of Comfort, in a few short days, is gaining more support than Cosmo's salmonella city.

Yay me.

And I'm not "an inventor of socials"
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I can’t understand why my Global Social Project have made from you the salmonella-fob.
 
fagin said:
No, he means you just make random stuff up.

It has no basis in reality, because you make it up.

You can phrase stuff you make up any way you like.

It is still made up stuff.

Or in other words stuff you make up.

But if you prefer, made up stuff that you made up in between making up other stuff.
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Is it a quote from your future Nobel Prize book?
 
Nationalcosmopolitan said:
You want to say that your so called “Kingdom of Comfort” is more advanced system than my “New Saturday Great Union”?
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A pebble lodged in a one legged antelopes ear is more advanced than your stupid pretend ideas. So yes.

There are tins of tuna with bigger and better ideas than you've ever farted ffs!
Add that to your C.V. after all the pretend "inventor" nonsense.

I ask again: Tell the nice ladies and gentlemen how eating raw chicken is a good thing. You've kinda forgot about that important thingy in your magic lifestyle.

Also, drinking water through a mouldy sock:
Is your new book(s) of rules being modified perchance?

I have pies that are cleverer than your pretend arguments.

Just admit , kill the thread thread, wave bye bye. We won't laugh.
We will close our eyes whilst you depart the building.

...unless my Robot judges unleash their wrath upon your crapppy cardboard sign that you wear around your neck, (not judging.. Awesome look. Sooo not mental patient material in any way whatsoever).

It's time to give it up.
You are wasting pixels without even acknowledging the pixel tax that will be introduced when my Kingdom is created.
 
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