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Gravy said:
And don't forget all that copper wiring, lead solder, etc, especially all the wiring that was already in the basements.
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Correction: cppper has a much higher melting point than aluminum, 1083c vs. 660 c.
 
They sent the union leader to Antartica! I can never get him on the phone now. He's spending all his free time trying to make March of the Penguins 2: Revenge of the Seal.
 
Gravy said:
Step away from the microwave, Brodski.
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:D

actually, I remember that from a course I was on which dealt with supermarket fires, and how risk assessments must look at the less than obvious hazards.
 
Now you're giving the CTers big ideas. They've already dismissed the obvious hazards of Sept. 11. Can the "excess lunchroom microwave popcorn" argument be far behind?
 
Gravy said:
Now you're giving the CTers big ideas. They've already dismissed the obvious hazards of Sept. 11. Can the "excess lunchroom microwave popcorn" argument be far behind?
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no, the WTC was brought down by an exploding box of cereal, the "planes" we saw "hitting" the towers where actually the toys which came free inside the cereal box, all the gubbmint had to do was reverse the footage.
;)
 
bob_kark said:
Not even then apparently! I'm still waiting for Human Resources to get back to me on that.
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43, we have hundreds of thousands of employees. We also pride ourselves on being inefficient.

The only way you're going to find out is to make an operation out of it. Can I suggest you schedule it for the Queen's Birthday?
 
delphi_ote said:
43, we have hundreds of thousands of employees. We also pride ourselves on being inefficient.

The only way you're going to find out is to make an operation out of it. Can I suggest you schedule it for the Queen's Birthday?
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her official birthday or her real birthday?
 
delphi_ote said:
Since the queen is a remote controlled drone constructed by the early Globalist leader Sir Isaac Newton, I don't think she has a "real" birthday.
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you're almost right, she is actually a remote controlled race horse drone stolen by Newton from some visiting aliens, which is why she has two birthdays. The date of the "official" birthday changes each year, so coincide with the ancient Mayan prophecies relating to a rec of super intelligent invisible angels living in a temple made on one stone, controlled by a man who has changed the colour of nature, hence Newtons interest.
 
brodski said:
you're almost right, she is actually a remote controlled race horse drone stolen by Newton from some visiting aliens, which is why she has two birthdays. The date of the "official" birthday changes each year, so coincide with the ancient Mayan prophecies relating to a rec of super intelligent invisible angels living in a temple made on one stone, controlled by a man who has changed the colour of nature, hence Newtons interest.
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Of course. I just didn't want to state it so explicitly out here in the open.

BTW Why didn't I think of this two birthday scam when I was about 8 years old? "I want a race car for my actual birthday and a Nintendo for my official birthday!"
 
delphi_ote said:
Of course. I just didn't want to state it so explicitly out here in the open.
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I though a central principle of TEH GLOBALIST MO was to hide the things we want to be kept ultra seekret by making all the information easily availble to any fool with an Internet connection?

delphi_ote said:
BTW Why didn't I think of this two birthday scam when I was about 8 years old? "I want a race car for my actual birthday and a Nintendo for my official birthday!"
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Well, once we perfect the time machine, you can.
 
brodski said:
I though a central principle of TEH GLOBALIST MO was to hide the things we want to be kept ultra seekret by making all the information easily availble to any fool with an Internet connection?
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Yea, but you have to spread it out. Sprinkle a little bit here. A little bit there. Our central tenet is inefficiency. Do I have to write a Globalist Mission Statement?
 
delphi_ote said:
Do I have to write a Globalist Mission Statement?
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Of course not. Globalists always worked without writing anything down (to leave no trace), or even without a central administration. But they always remained extremely efficient nonetheless, throughout two centuries.
 
delphi_ote said:
43, we have hundreds of thousands of employees. We also pride ourselves on being inefficient.

The only way you're going to find out is to make an operation out of it. Can I suggest you schedule it for the Queen's Birthday?
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Hmmm, my mission will be to change the Human Resources title to...

Redistribution and Benefit Deployment of International Human Assests and Liabilities Department.
 
bob_kark said:
Uhm, I think you mean inefficient! Get it right Pardalis!
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Still we kept a steady course, through generations, our agenda intact, kept leaks and dissent to an ultimate minimun (0). I call that efficient. ;)
 
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