Loose Change: I'm Sick About This

brodski said:
hey, you're the one spreading disinformation, not only does New York City (Aka "new Amsterdam"!!11!!!) not exist, neither does new your state, nor in fact does York, (aka "Jorvik"!!!11!!1!11!1!111!1) it was all a practical joke by those bloody vikings.
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It's not as fun as the kind of practical joke where you cut off another man's head just because he's conveniently placed for a cut, but we got a big laugh of it nonetheless. Had you all going for centuries there!

Oh, and can you deliver our hologram equipment back now? We rented it from some nice Atlantic aliens, and they're almost overdue now. And boy, they've got some harsh penalty fees for not delivering on time.
 
Hawk one said:
It's not as fun as the kind of practical joke where you cut off another man's head just because he's conveniently placed for a cut, but we got a big laugh of it nonetheless. Had you all going for centuries there!

Oh, and can you deliver our hologram equipment back now? We rented it from some nice Atlantic aliens, and they're almost overdue now. And boy, they've got some harsh penalty fees for not delivering on time.
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Sorry, the holographic equipment is currently being stored in Dylan Avery's garage, disguised as a half empty pot of magnolia paint which he has no recollection of buying! Mwa ha ha....
Return of said holographic equipment can only be initiated after you have completed the necessary paperwork. Start by filling out form UT-90-oF1- "Request for requisition initiation request form". we'll go from there.
 
brodski said:
Sorry, the holographic equipment is currently being stored in Dylan Avery's garage, disguised as a half empty pot of magnolia paint which he has no recollection of buying! Mwa ha ha....
Return of said holographic equipment can only be initiated after you have completed the necessary paperwork. Start by filling out form UT-90-oF1- "Request for requisition initiation request form". we'll go from there.
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OK, I'll fill it it out... Ooh, it requires red ink, I see. Well, I brought my axe with me, and you're certainly conveniently placed...

Perhaps you want to speed up the process a bit instead, no?
 
Hawk one said:
OK, I'll fill it it out... Ooh, it requires red ink, I see. Well, I brought my axe with me, and you're certainly conveniently placed...

Perhaps you want to speed up the process a bit instead, no?
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I'm sorry, I could never allow a brutal mutilation of a bureaucrat unless you have filled out all of the proper forms, in triplicate.
And what does it mean to "speed up the process", I don't think i understand the concept? :p
 
brodski said:
I'm sorry, I could never allow a brutal mutilation of a bureaucrat unless you have filled out all of the proper forms, in triplicate.
And what does it mean to "speed up the process", I don't think i understand the concept? :p
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Fine, have it your way.

*cuts off brodski's head with his axe, and uses his blood to fill out the forms, including a post-requisition of decapitation, because it's easier to get forgiveness than permission*
 
Hawk one said:
Fine, have it your way.

*cuts off brodski's head with his axe, and uses his blood to fill out the forms, including a post-requisition of decapitation, because it's easier to get forgiveness than permission*
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I'll have you know sir, that I am half man, half Hydra- all bureaucrat. and now, I will have ti out your request for a holographic equipment requisition form on hold until someone has cleaned up all this blood.
Do you know how many forms I have to fill out in order to get a cleaner up here?
 
rjh01 said:
I may have reported this post for breech of rules 0, 1, 2.
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Ah... the sinister secret Rule Zero, created by the globalists to quell dissent. If you look at the membership agreement, you'll notice something very disturbing.
Rules

WHAT GOES IN THIS SPACE HERE?

1. You will not post anything that is considered to be potentially criminal.
The posting of computer viruses, child pornography, or links to computer
viruses or child pornography is prohibited. Posts made under circumstances
indicating a considered likelihood of inciting a violent or felonious act, or
a subjective intention or knowledge that its content will be used for, or in
furtherance of, any criminal purpose are also prohibited. Such posts will be
moved offline and referred to proper legal channels.
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Clearly they were leaving room for Rule 0.

How is Rule Zero enforced? The moderators kick in your door and kill your whole family before you even get up from the keyboard. As they leave, they drop a single slip of paper that reads "This home edited for breach of Rule 0." Ever wonder what really happened to Kilik?
 
brodski said:
no, but asking to have your posts reported is clearly a breach of rule 84.
You have been warned...
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I'm sorry, brodski, but Rule 22 clearly states that only sane persons may report posts, and those who ask to have their posts reported are insane, therefore they are not in violation of Rule 84 and under Rule 22 are required to ask that their posts be reported; however, anyone reporting a post at the behest of an insane poster will have their request ignored and will not receive fruit cup at table.
 
Piggy said:
I'm sorry, brodski, but Rule 22 clearly states that only sane persons may report posts, and those who ask to have their posts reported are insane, therefore they are not in violation of Rule 84 and under Rule 22 are required to ask that their posts be reported; however, anyone reporting a post at the behest of an insane poster will have their request ignored and will not receive fruit cup at table.
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There was only one rule, and that was rule 22...
 
delphi_ote said:
How is Rule Zero enforced? The moderators kick in your door and kill your whole family before you even get up from the keyboard. As they leave, they drop a single slip of paper that reads "This home edited for breach of Rule 0." Ever wonder what really happened to Kilik?
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Careful there, pal. Rule 0 has been classified. Revealing Rule 0 is a violation of Rule 0, as clearly stated in Rule 0.

There has been some concern that Rule 0 may have been classified in violation of Board policy. Therefore, the Board has requested that minutes of the meeting at which Rule 0 was classified be provided by JREF administration. The administration has responded that it does not need to provide the minutes of this meeting because all attendees were members of the administration and therefore the meeting could be protected under confidentiality provisions. The Board was obliged to concur that these were the rules and agreed to drop the matter if the administration provided a list of attendees. The administration has refused to provide the list, however, on the grounds that the meeting is protected under confidentiality provisions.

... Or was that Dick Cheney's energy conference...?
 
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