No I don't take offence, you have every right to reply to or not reply to who ever you want. But following your present mindset, don't expect Alderbank to turn up to see it for himself.
If you don't wish to pin down a strict objective protocol for a test, I'll go and have a nice (sunny) day out without having to sit here and worry that I'm missing the greatest event of modern times where it is finally objectively shown that spirits exist and that the paranormal is in fact real.
If members here are going to put Alderbank off, he will not thank you for it in the long run. If I don't get a witness from here, I don't mind, I will move on.