Local news is convenient for weather and traffic-impacting news. I've been helped by articles such as "Oh yeah, this major interchange will be closed for six months" and "welp, this part of the city is currently underwater". Also if you are considering one day purchasing real estate it's handy to keep a mental note of how many times you see particular neighborhoods mentioned in the local news. My limit is a hundred shootings a year.
Got it all covered!
I live in Silicon Valley so no chance of me buying a home or wanting to.
I have a search tab open on my browser with "weather" typed in there.
Don't care about road conditions that much. Got map apps for that.
I just turned 55 so I'm old now and I don't care anymore!!!
I don't care what the rest of the city is doing. I don't care if the home team wins or dies in a plane crash (the latter would be national news anyways). Was there a shooting? Great, didn't happen near me and it probably won't. I look up crime stats when I move. If there were shootings I'd hear them myself anyways.
Having a flea market, a bake sale? Good for you I don't care. Nuns killed in a bus accident? Cool! How many?
**** everyone and **** everything, that's my motto baby! If I want to know about something I'll look it up.
If it doesn't shoot me, stab me, run me over, flip me the bird, steal my vote or give me a fat sack of cash I don't need to know about it!
The only reason I follow national news is so I can hang out here with you turkeys and a monkey as some sort of twisted self-punishment for crimes I must have committed in a previous life.
What's a flood? Last time I saw one was when I overfilled the reservoir in my grow room back in 2009.
"Flood WTFs a flo...can't even yell at people to get off my lawn, the gawdamm drought took my ******* lawn!!!! Guy's talking 'bout floods...rabble rabble"
Local schmocal! Best thing I could do for myself is throw my internet out the window and watch it crash onto the patio.
"Take that!!!", he screamed. "Oh YAAAAA that's right.....who's laughing now?
WHO'S LAUGHING NOOOOWWWWWWWW HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!"