Little-Known Facts About Sarah Palin

[BPSCG]

Been away for a few weeks, so if this has already shown up...

• It’s not raining in DC. Those are God’s tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.
• We don’t know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they’ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin.
• Little known fact: Sarah Palin would have just had an Eagle drop the Ring into Mount Doom.
• Little known fact: If placed into Schroedinger’s experiment, both Sarah Palins remain alive.
• Little known fact: NFL teams may draft Sarah Palin, if they forfeit all their other players forever, to maintain league parity.
• Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.
• N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap.
• Sarah Palin always beats the point spread.
• Little known fact: Sarah Palin makes Andrew Sullivan regret some key life choices.
• Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.
• Sarah Palin’s brain is three times the size of Joe Biden’s. It’s science.

More.

 

[Beerina]

• Sarah Palin has some nudie shots from early in her beauty pageant/modeling days, it's exciting waiting for them to leak.

Oh, wait, these are supposed to be jokes.

 

[mrbaracuda]

Been away for a few weeks, so if this has already shown up...

• It’s not raining in DC. Those are God’s tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.
• We don’t know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they’ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin.
• Little known fact: Sarah Palin would have just had an Eagle drop the Ring into Mount Doom.
• Little known fact: If placed into Schroedinger’s experiment, both Sarah Palins remain alive.
• Little known fact: NFL teams may draft Sarah Palin, if they forfeit all their other players forever, to maintain league parity.
• Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.
• N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap.
• Sarah Palin always beats the point spread.
• Little known fact: Sarah Palin makes Andrew Sullivan regret some key life choices.
• Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.
• Sarah Palin’s brain is three times the size of Joe Biden’s. It’s science.

More.

Great ones. Hey Beeps!

 

[geni]

[*]We don’t know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they’ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin.

Technicaly Tony Stark could do it if you found him a big enough cave.

 

[BPSCG]

Great ones. Hey Beeps!

Hey, MB. You any relation?

 

[mrbaracuda]

Hey, MB. You any relation?

Unfortuneately not.. I think

 

[EventHorizon]

Is anybody else tired of these re-written Chuck Norris facts? They were funny the first time but now they're just tired. Michael Phelps facts, Rick Astley facts, the most interesting man alive commercials, Sarah Palin facts. It's just getting out of hand.


A better Sarah Palin joke would be "Now that Palin is McCain's running mate I think they need to drop the 'o' in their Country First slogan".

 

[Brainster]

When Sarah Palin speaks, E.F. Hutton listens.

 

[BPSCG]

Is anybody else tired of these re-written Chuck Norris facts? They were funny the first time but now they're just tired. Michael Phelps facts, Rick Astley facts, the most interesting man alive commercials, Sarah Palin facts. It's just getting out of hand.


A better Sarah Palin joke would be "Now that Palin is McCain's running mate I think they need to drop the 'o' in their Country First slogan".

Sarah Palin can vaporize you with a thought, but fortunately for you, she's a good Christian.

 

[332nd]

Sarah Palin can vaporize you with a thought, but fortunately for you, she's a good Christian.

So if you stay away from her when she has a Hammer 3 nails and a tree you're fine.

 

[Dr Adequate]

Unfortuneately not.. I think

"Baracuda" was Palin's school nickname. Geddit?

 

[BPSCG]

Sarah Palin deflected the full fury of Hurricanes Gustav and Hanna away from New Orleans; the Big Easy had suffered enough.

 

[Madalch]

Is anybody else tired of these re-written Chuck Norris facts? They were funny the first time but now they're just tired.

They became worse than tired when I saw Chuck Norris' comments about them on "Fundies Say The Darndest Things" (fstdt.com).

 

[Sparky]

Unlike Cheney, when VP Palin shoots a lawyer in the face while hunting he'll stay down.

 

[Earthborn]

• Little known fact: Sarah Palin would have just had an Eagle drop the Ring into Mount Doom.

Or she would just wear it. Not only is she is immune to its corrupting powers; it would not give her any powers she does not already have.

• Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.

Actually, because of time travel, she will give birth to herself, who is the man who will lead humanity's war against the machines.

• She's Blacker than Obama. Or maybe just her soul is.
• She's more experienced than John McCain, but to tell us in what goes against her family values.
• In fact, she's older than John McCain. John McCain was born in 1936AD, Sarah Palin was born 4004BC.
• Richard Dawkins now thinks Creationism should be taught on equal footing to Evolution in public school science classes, because he finally found the answer to his question "Who created the Creator?": Sarah Palin.
• I would totally do... want to discuss the issue of same sex marriage with her.

 

[geni]

Unlike Cheney, when VP Palin shoots a lawyer in the face while hunting he'll stay down.

Oh please no. One fight over whether wikipedia should have a category of "people shot by sitting vice presidents" was quite enough.