Malachi151
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Ahh, well if thats the case then so be it. I'll blame the media then 
Bush and co are still liars
AND our "news" organizations suck too 
Bush and co are still liars
Beerina said:It's obvious they had a clip with the kid yawning, then someone built upon that by pasting in some actor stretching, cracking his neck, and so on.
For Letterman's show, it's fine.
For a news show to broadcast it as if real is stupid.
Apparently, Daryn Kagan made it up on the spot. you'll have to let him explain why.LFTKBS said:Wildcat - re: "It was a CNN error!"
Why on earth would CNN say that the tape was fake unless the WH told them it was? For fun?
The folks at CNN got a kick out of it and the next morning, during "CNN Live Today," ran the clip, crediting Letterman. CNN host Daryn Kagan quipped, "What is funnier, the kid or that everybody around him -- not a single person even reacts to those high jinks?"
Then CNN cut to commercial break. Right after the break, Kagan told viewers: "All right -- had a good giggle before the break, that video was from David Letterman. We're being told by the White House that the kid, as funny as he was, was edited into that video, which would explain why the people around him weren't really reacting. So, that from the White House."
WildCat said:
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It was a CNN error!
A little common sense in an otherwise paranoid world.epepke said:It isn't terribly hard to find a sequence of events that is plausible:
1) Bush does an hour-long speech with some snot-nosed kid in the background.
2) David Letterman edits it into a short presentation, showing the bits where the kid is obviously bored, and presents it as one of his typically sarcastic bits.
3) The White House calls and points out that the tape was edited, which it was.
4) Somehow, through various lackeys, and given the usual lax standard for accuracy shown with Ted Turner's empire, and the normal operation of the game "Telephone," this gets translated into "edited in."
5) The announcer gets a note with a few scrawls on it and interprets it with a bunch of reasonable-sounding words, which is what an announcer does.
epepke said:It isn't terribly hard to find a sequence of events that is plausible:
1) Bush does an hour-long speech with some snot-nosed kid in the background.
2) David Letterman edits it into a short presentation, showing the bits where the kid is obviously bored, and presents it as one of his typically sarcastic bits.
3) The White House calls and points out that the tape was edited, which it was.
4) Somehow, through various lackeys, and given the usual lax standard for accuracy shown with Ted Turner's empire, and the normal operation of the game "Telephone," this gets translated into "edited in."
5) The announcer gets a note with a few scrawls on it and interprets it with a bunch of reasonable-sounding words, which is what an announcer does.
evil sutko said:Common sense???
Of course the tape was edited. That's pretty obvious to any sane person watching it. What is the point of White House stating the obvious?
epepke said:
They need a point?
I'm sure the White House employs a dozen or more people whose sole underpaid job it is to watch television and call someone every time there is a mention of Bush on television with some sort of official response. It's called CYA. Pointing out the bleeding obvious is precisely what I'd expect those underpaid staffers to do. Am I the only person on the planet who has some experience with how government workers function?
Do we really think that it's totally impossible for a snot-nosed kid to make thirty seconds of bored gestures during an hour-long speech? Haven't we seen edited-in videos on late-night television before? Do we really believe that the Letterman show, which regularly features bits involving dumping objects into a tub of water is going to do a paste-in job worthy of Pixar in a day but somehow not be able to do it without visible edits?
Or are the edits just a sneaky ploy of the Tri-Lateral Commission, the International Conspiracy of Communist Jewish Bankers, and the John Birch Society to make us think that the footage is genuine, which is guaranteed to unseat Bush?
Or do we believe that Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft, and Powell had a staff meeting over The Letterman Threat™ and prepared a dossier on Operation Chipmunk-Cheeks?
Great "Bob," people, we're talking George W. Bush and David Letterman here.
Have a beer or take some Haldol, folks. It's Just a Joke. It isn't any higher class than the Grinder Girl or the Word from Dr. Phil or the Hello Deli meat plates.
Nasarius said:
The problem with that theory is that it's blatantly edited. No one needs to be told that it's just a series of clips from the speech, because that's obvious.
KelvinG said:
CNN needs to clarify what they mean by "edited into that footage." To me that sounds like they're implying that the kid was taken from elsewhere (ie. he wasn't actually standing beside the president) and composited into the shot. Naturally, if that is the case then it does need to be mentioned. So, if that was the case are they implying that the Letterman show created this shot through special effects but now are denying this for some reason? Why would the Letterman show be denying it?
However, if "edited into" means the speech was cut down to only show certain sections then all I can say is "Well Duhhhh."
Is there anyone out there really dumb enough to think that we didn't see just key edited sections as opposed to seeing the whole speech. Perhaps sportscasters may want to clarify after they show baseball highlights that "Folks that wasn't actually the whole game you were just watching, only sections that we edited down to focus on the important moments."
Somebody in this story, most likely CNN or the White House must have taken stupid pills the day this item was shown.