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deaman said:
You know, it's funny.

In a thread dedicated to truth, and constantly talking about god, prophets, god's word, the truth of the matter, etc....you'd think god would have showed up, filled with incredible wisdon, unity and love......but, all you actually find is divisiveness, disagreement and dissension.

Just more of the ************ that all religion seems to cause.

In fact, without divisiveness, of what need, or use, is religion?

You practically need the one in order for the other to thrive.
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Interesting point. I am unsure if I could even formulate a contrarian position.
 
deaman said:
You know, it's funny.

In a thread dedicated to truth, and constantly talking about god, prophets, god's word, the truth of the matter, etc....you'd think god would have showed up, filled with incredible wisdon, unity and love......but, all you actually find is divisiveness, disagreement and dissension.

Just more of the ************ that all religion seems to cause.

In fact, without divisiveness, of what need, or use, is religion?

You practically need the one in order for the other to thrive.
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WTH, I will give it a try.

The Holey Deity has passed down his word to the faithful, therefore the faithful as obviously the keepers of the covenant. If you disagree, you are not only not a keeper of the covenant, you are outside the covenant. The deity reserves special circumstance for thos who believe. If you cannot believe, the deity consigns you to oblivion/hell/insert punishment of choice. You, the unbeliever, will not realise this, well, because your an unbeliever.

I could continue, but I think I have been sick in my mouth.
 
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Yes, in Mormonism you not only have to buy into the incarnated, dying, resurrected god whose death somehow forgave your sins but that the real truth was lost for about 1500 years til god decided to chose an American con man to receive his word.

If god wanted us to know the Truth why wait 1500 years?
 
tsig said:
Yes, in Mormonism you not only have to buy into the incarnated, dying, resurrected god whose death somehow forgave your sins but that the real truth was lost for about 1500 years til god decided to chose an American con man to receive his word.

If god wanted us to know the Truth why wait 1500 years?
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I don't know about all that, but Mormon chicks are hot! I'll trade you Baptist chicks for Mormon babes two to one.

Who can forget Marie Osmond, and her 1976 Playboy Centerfold?

I think it was 1976. Maybe I was just recollecting a joke from about 1976.

Oh well. If Marie Osmond posed nude for Playboy or Penthouse or Hustler in 1976, I'm sure it must have been tastefully done, or else I would have stopped thinking and talking about it after all these years.

Yeah, It probably never happened.
 
Donny and Marie concerts carried a safety warning to alert all diabetics of the potential danger of attending.
 
John Jones said:
I don't know about all that, but Mormon chicks are hot! I'll trade you Baptist chicks for Mormon babes two to one. Who can forget Marie Osmond, and her 1976 Playboy Centerfold?

I think it was 1976. Maybe I was just recollecting a joke from about 1976.

Oh well. If Marie Osmond posed nude for Playboy or Penthouse or Hustler in 1976, I'm sure it must have been tastefully done, or else I would have stopped thinking and talking about it after all these years.

Yeah, It probably never happened.
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In some fundy Mormon homes the husband could make that swap and still have some left over.
 
halleyscomet said:
I'd rather bang a lapsed Catholic, thank you very much.
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I've had both. Not sure there is much difference. Then again my experiences are anecdotal.

Billly Joel; Only The Good Die Young said:
Come out Virginia, don't let me me wait
You Catholic girls start much too late
But sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well be the one
They showed you a statue and told you to pray
They built you a temple and locked you away
But they never told you the price that you pay
For things that you might have done...
Only the good die young
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They say there's a heaven for those who will wait
Some say it's better but I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
The Sinners are much more fun...
You know that only the good die young
 
From Jesus The Christ by James E. Talmage:

The Church of Latter-Day Saints said:
The nature of the awful sin against the Holy Ghost, against which the Lord warned the Pharisaic accusers who sought to ascribe His divine power to Satan, is more fully explained, and its dread results are more explicitly set forth in modern revelation. Concerning them and their dreadful fate, the Almighty has said:-"I say that it had been better for them never to have been born, for they are vessels of wrath, doomed to suffer the wrath of God, with the devil and his angels in eternity; concerning whom I have said there is no forgiveness in this world nor in the world to come. . . . They shall go away into everlasting punishment, which is endless punishment, which is eternal punishment, to reign with the devil and his angels in eternity, where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched, which is their torment; and the end thereof, neither the place thereof, nor their torment, no man knows, neither was it revealed, neither is, neither will be revealed unto man, except to them who are made partakers thereof: nevertheless I, the Lord, show it by vision unto many, but straightway shut it up again; wherefore the end, the width, the height, the depth, and the misery thereof, they understand not, neither any man except them who are ordained unto this condemnation."
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Source: http://www.lds.org/manual/jesus-the-christ/chapter-18?lang=eng
 
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References for the above
D&C 76:31–48; Heb. 6:4–6; Alma 39:6.) Matt. 12:38–45; 16:1; Mark 8:11; Luke 11:16, 29; John 2:18; 1 Cor. 1:22. D&C 46:9; 63:7–12. Mark 8:12.
 
Janadele said:
The nature of the awful sin against the Holy Ghost, against which the Lord warned the Pharisaic accusers who sought to ascribe His divine power to Satan, is more fully explained, and its dread results are more explicitly set forth in modern revelation. Concerning them and their dreadful fate, the Almighty has said:-"I say that it had been better for them never to have been born, for they are vessels of wrath, doomed to suffer the wrath of God, with the devil and his angels in eternity; concerning whom I have said there is no forgiveness in this world nor in the world to come. . . . They shall go away into everlasting punishment, which is endless punishment, which is eternal punishment, to reign with the devil and his angels in eternity, where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched, which is their torment; and the end thereof, neither the place thereof, nor their torment, no man knows, neither was it revealed, neither is, neither will be revealed unto man, except to them who are made partakers thereof: nevertheless I, the Lord, show it by vision unto many, but straightway shut it up again; wherefore the end, the width, the height, the depth, and the misery thereof, they understand not, neither any man except them who are ordained unto this condemnation."
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Life is not Star Wars. Your hate will not make you stronger.
 
Janadele said:
The nature of the awful sin against the Holy Ghost, against which the Lord warned the Pharisaic accusers who sought to ascribe His divine power to Satan, is more fully explained, and its dread results are more explicitly set forth in modern revelation. Concerning them and their dreadful fate, the Almighty has said:-"I say that it had been better for them never to have been born, for they are vessels of wrath, doomed to suffer the wrath of God, with the devil and his angels in eternity; concerning whom I have said there is no forgiveness in this world nor in the world to come. . . . They shall go away into everlasting punishment, which is endless punishment, which is eternal punishment, to reign with the devil and his angels in eternity, where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched, which is their torment; and the end thereof, neither the place thereof, nor their torment, no man knows, neither was it revealed, neither is, neither will be revealed unto man, except to them who are made partakers thereof: nevertheless I, the Lord, show it by vision unto many, but straightway shut it up again; wherefore the end, the width, the height, the depth, and the misery thereof, they understand not, neither any man except them who are ordained unto this condemnation."
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Also I won't be bullied into forcible submission, To imagine such a vile and hate filled being such as god to exist and to then happily bend knee and worship it is staggering to me.
 
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