UnrepentantSinner
A post by Alan Smithee
Avoiding her radio show is something I'd recommend for anyone wishing to maintain their sanity, but some of use have to catch a ticket to crazy town and report back to the rest of you in realityville. Perhaps it's jealously over the fact that First Lady found her an honest man and actually gave birth to her two children rather than purchasing them from a Guatamalan dealer in stolen Mayan artifacts and a Russian oligarch, but she exudes a palpable hatred towards Michelle Obama ever time she myopically focuses on what she's doing wrong.
Examples would be planting a garden in the White House grounds - fake! bad! how dare she! - encouraging children to eat better - communism! hypocrite! she has a big ass! - and trying to get children to exercise - communism! hypocrite! she has a big ass!!!
So, she's gracing Faux News with her slightly less pre-op tranny than Ann Coulter, slightly more nasally bitchy voice, but still has that cross necklace to show how pius she is visage earlier this week and is she hysteric about Rick Santorum denigrating the contributions to the women in the military or Liz Trotta blaming the sexual assault of our female warriors on being in the military? Nope? She's up in arms aboue Nicki Minaj bringing a Pope immitator to the Grammy's.
Breast biopsy topping on her BS cake? Opining that if Nicki wanted to be really avant garde she'd have been escorted by Mohammed or otherwise stuck a middle finger at Islam.
Hey Laura, if you want to seem avant garde, how about you call out Megan Kelly for not towing the corporate line about maternity leave, Sarah Palin for appealing to Idiocracy populism or simply admit that Michelle Obama has as nice a body as you do despite actually bearing her own children and her efforts to encourage children to lead healthier lives is a good thing and not something worthy of snotty, nasally disdain.
Examples would be planting a garden in the White House grounds - fake! bad! how dare she! - encouraging children to eat better - communism! hypocrite! she has a big ass! - and trying to get children to exercise - communism! hypocrite! she has a big ass!!!
So, she's gracing Faux News with her slightly less pre-op tranny than Ann Coulter, slightly more nasally bitchy voice, but still has that cross necklace to show how pius she is visage earlier this week and is she hysteric about Rick Santorum denigrating the contributions to the women in the military or Liz Trotta blaming the sexual assault of our female warriors on being in the military? Nope? She's up in arms aboue Nicki Minaj bringing a Pope immitator to the Grammy's.
Breast biopsy topping on her BS cake? Opining that if Nicki wanted to be really avant garde she'd have been escorted by Mohammed or otherwise stuck a middle finger at Islam.
Hey Laura, if you want to seem avant garde, how about you call out Megan Kelly for not towing the corporate line about maternity leave, Sarah Palin for appealing to Idiocracy populism or simply admit that Michelle Obama has as nice a body as you do despite actually bearing her own children and her efforts to encourage children to lead healthier lives is a good thing and not something worthy of snotty, nasally disdain.