Kirk Cameron on Evolution!

[Darth Rotor]

Jesus didn't even have dial-up. They used goats. It was really slow, since only one bit of information was attached to each goat. BTW, Al Gore invented it.

I suspect Al isn't that old, but am willing to entertain evidentiary papyrus offerings that show he's been made of wood for millenia, rather than decades.

Further your point, we hear Judas, via Rice and Webber, asking Jesus a few questions after he'd hanged himself. (How the heck did he manage that?):

Now why'd you choose such a backward time
And such a strange land?
If you'd come today
You could have reached the whole nation
Israel in 4 BC had no mass communication
--snippy--
Buddah was he where it's at?
Is he where you are?
Could Muhammmed move a mountain
Or was that just PR?
--snip--
Did you mean to die like that?
Was that a mistake or
Did you know your messy death
Would be a record breaker?​

See, they did have records back then, which predates CD's and eight tracks by more than decades, but millenia! Hmmm, see the Gore issue and ...

Wow, Lisa, you may be on to something.

DR

 

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EDIT: After reading this, is was too off-topic. Removed.