Kill the unbelievers!

"King's Quest" taught me that if your going to do ANYTHING, you better save first.
 
Is it any more violent than torture methods used during the Spanish Inquisition. My guess is it's par for the course for christianity. :)
 
Tomb Raider taught me that you can conceal common pistols, magnums, twin uzis, a shotgun, and enough toys to fill Santa's sleigh all at the same time in a backpack roughly the size of your fist.
 
Orangutan said:
Why Is Jack Thompson so quiet about this game!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson_(attorney)

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He's not:

Thompson claims that the makers of the game are sacrificing their values.[86] He said, "Because of the Christian context, somehow it's OK? It's not OK. The context is irrelevant. It's a mass-killing game."[87] Left Behind author Tim LaHaye disagrees, saying “Rather than forbid young people from viewing their favorite pastime, I prefer to give them something that’s positive.”[86] The dispute over the game has caused Thompson to sever ties with Tyndale House, which publishes both the Left Behind books and Thompson's book, Out of Harm's Way.[87]
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Nevermind!
lol
I should read the links I post!
(Thanks For making me look like a tool Joshua, Don't think you get any points It's not that hard to do...
Wait a minute!)
;)

Edit: Damnit Josh! Now I have to respect him a little bit for standing by his principles.
 
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From Half Life I learned to fire the rocket launcher into dark rooms before entering. From looking at the screen shots of Left Behind I've learned that apocalyptic Christian fundamentalists can't spell.

"Intence fighting."

"Quick attacks are there strength."

Doctors can "cure poisening".
 
Final Fight - eating food that you find in the street (or in garbage cans) is good for you.

Blaster Master - don't let your pet frog run away into the sewers.
 
When this game was announced, it was mentioned that you could choose to fight on Satan's side, and kill Christians. For that reason I considered buying it, but don't want to give money to these pricks.
 
Wing Commander taught me that killing your wingman gives you more credited kills.

Wing Commander II taught me a different way of killing my wingman.
 
So education is bad, black musicians are evil, and women can't do anything but be a nurse.

What a crap game.

If it gave me the ability to kill Kirk cameron over and over I would consider buying it for a second, but as is, I think as pointed out in the thread in games section:

I'll be too busy scratching my balls. Next to Paulisonne.
 
Warcraft II taught me that clicking on sheep too much will cause them to detonate.

Command and Conquer (the first one) taught me that if you build sandbags around the enemy's base, the AI is too stupid to blow it up, and consequently will sit there like a dunce doing nothing.

Doom taught me that a pump shotgun never has to be reloaded, and that a gatling gun in fact sounds like a pistol fired really fast.

Valuable life lessons.
 
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