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Kevin Trudeau Alert!

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Not only does he have a new book, but if you buy it, you'll get a FREE autograph. I wish Vitamin World was holding the signings because I really like shopping at Vitamin Shoppe. Maybe I can convince my local store to stop carrying the books. At any rate, if lets say there is a protest that generates local or national news, then maybe Vitamin Shoppe and others will stop dealing with that ex-con.

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Appearing in person at 2 Chicago-area[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Vitamin Shoppe locations:[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]LINCOLN PARK
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]2747 North Clark Street
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Saturday, May 20, 7-9 PM
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif](773) 244-8202[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]DARIEN
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]2415 75th Street
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Sunday, May 21, 4-6 PM
(630) 427-1458
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Damn, I'd bring posterboard and a bullhorn if it was happening near Atlanta
 
Appearing in person at 2 Chicago-area[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Vitamin Shoppe locations:[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]LINCOLN PARK
[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]2747 North Clark Street
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Saturday, May 20, 7-9 PM[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif](773) 244-8202[/FONT]
Lincoln Park is in the "Chicago area", that's a good one! It's part of the city of Chicago you numbnuts!
 
Lincoln Park is in the "Chicago area", that's a good one! It's part of the city of Chicago you numbnuts!
Why are you yelling at a quotation from an email sent out by a Trudeau sponsor? They'll never learn.
 
Why are you yelling at a quotation from an email sent out by a Trudeau sponsor? They'll never learn.

It isn't that they'll never learn, simply that "The Chicago Area" is part of a smoke screen in place by the government to cover up all of the valuable remedies available in.... Chicago.

Ahh, it was funnier in my head.
 
Why are you yelling at a quotation from an email sent out by a Trudeau sponsor? They'll never learn.
It's been a pet peeve of mine for a while. I used to live in Lincoln Park, and occasionally had to deal w/ companies (that I bought something from or something) who couldn't understand that Lincoln Park was a part of Chicago, and not some suburb in the greater metro area someplace.

Now I live in Albany Park, for some reason there isn't the same level of confusion there.

I'd show up at the Clark St, store, but there's a Sox-Cubs game that day at noon, and the odds of me being within 10 beers of being sober are slim to none. :D
 
I'd show up at the Clark St, store, but there's a Sox-Cubs game that day at noon, and the odds of me being within 10 beers of being sober are slim to none. :D
That would be perfect. Especially if a large group in similar state of sobriety goes to protest. Just demand a "Natural Cure" for intoxication and hangovers. :D
 
That would be perfect. Especially if a large group in similar state of sobriety goes to protest. Just demand a "Natural Cure" for intoxication and hangovers. :D

Simple, just drink my patented quantum-magnetised biorhythm-inducing magic water. The remedy can take up to 20 hours for full effect...
 
Simple, just drink my patented quantum-magnetised biorhythm-inducing magic water. The remedy can take up to 20 hours for full effect...
I've just PM'd you my credit card number, checking account number, social security number and my mother's maiden name. PLEASE SEND ME YOUR MAGIC QUANTUM WATER!!!!!
 
Here's the contact info for Vitamin Shoppe. In case anyone wants to do a letter writing campaign. Don't know how much good a letter with a copy of the indictment would do to convince a large company to stop carrying a product, but it's worth a shot.
 
Ahh, here's one now. I thought I heard of a Trudeau-Scientology connection a while back, but I can't remember the details...

(edited to fix link)
I'm hoping that the English text was translated from another language, but somehow I doubt it. If I had any artistic skill I would draw up a comic strip with dialog along these lines, featuring Captain Sobriety and a Drunk:
Panel 1 Capt. S. and drunk are in a room that has table in the center of it and there are no doors nor windows.
Capt. S.: "Look at the table."
Drunk: (Looks else where.)
Panel 2
Capt. S.: "Look at the table."
Drunk: (Continues looking else where.)
Panel 3
Capt. S.: "I command thee in the name of Xenu, look at the table!"
Drunk: (Looks at the table)
Panel 4
Capt. S.: (Begins running hysterically around the room flailing his arms with wild abandon)
Drunk: (Continues looking at the table)
Panel 5 8 hours have passed and Capt. S. is now crawling around the room
Capt. S.: "Must keep...running...must make drunk...sober."
Drunk: (Looks over to Capt. S. in astonishment) "Hey, I'm not drunk, anymore! Thanks, Captain Sobriety, let's have a drink to celebrate."
Panel 6 Capt. S. and Drunk are now passed out on the floor, each holding a bottle of XX brand liquor (like in the old cartoons).
 
I don't know what the American experience of Kevin Trudeau is, but in Australia he is known for late night infomercials for MegaMemory and Rene Rivkin's (not insider) stock picks.

I would like to use that incredible memory power to read a book just by flipping through it,that would be impressive in a job interview.
 
I don't know what the American experience of Kevin Trudeau is, but in Australia he is known for late night infomercials for MegaMemory and Rene Rivkin's (not insider) stock picks.
Mega Memory was on an upswing in the States back in the early 90's. I still have the tapes, but no cassette deck. At least in Mega Memory he just lied about trivial things like a study of blind kids gave a some odd increase in memory or some such bunk. Natural Cures, however is much more dangerous. I've only skimmed over part of the weight loss section and it was scary. Basically he took a bunch of existing popular diets and slapped them all together. My favorite is when he says to get something like 15 colonics in 30 days. Granted some of the 30 or so steps were good, proven techniques but doing all of them or certain ones were just plain ludicrous -- possibly dangerous. There were some disclaimers, but I don't recall how much they cover as far as providing nutritional advice without a license (if he did provide any) and other such matters. The rest of the book that deals with drugs and natural ways to treat diseases is the real scary part. I'm talking A. A. Allen, Leroy Jenkins, W.V. Grant and Peter Popoff all rolled up into one scary <insert Voltron joke here>.
 
I didn't see the thread til just now. Too bad , it was close by and I could've stopped at Portillo's.
 
I tried looking for a "tour schedule" by trying kevintrudeau.com, but it back with a page that says SERVER NOT FOUND. Then I looked at the different domains (.net, org, .biz, etc.) and the all the had the same amusing message:

[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]error 403: Forbidden![/FONT]
undercover.gif

[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]The server understood the request, but is refusing to fulfill it. Authorization will not help and the request SHOULD NOT be repeated.[/FONT]
Apparently people want those site names, but don't want to put any effort into them.
 
I saw alot of Kevin Traudeau books in Wal-Mart a few weeks ago.

Maybe someone should write them a letter about that. Someone with more credentials than me.
 
I made a promise to not wish cancer on Trudeau and I'm going to honor that promise. I am fantasizing that he is incarcerated and made a plaything by his cell mate.

Sorry folks, only Fred Phelps engenders more anger in me than Trudeau.
 

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