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Kent Hovind insults Charles Darwin from prison for Darwin Day

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As mentioned last month, Kent Hovind's appeal was denied recently so he will be spending all ten years of his sentence in prison. However that has not stopped him from posting his thoughts online. His most recent entry is a "conversation" between Kent, Charles Darwin, and God.

Hovind's writing shows just how delusional, misinformed, angry, and flat-out crazy he is. He puts words in Darwin and God's month in order to justify his crimes. And at one point, says Darwin is racist and wants Hovind to warn people about evolution.

From his blog:

Knee-Mail: Happy Birthday, Mr. Darwin?
Feb 10, 2009

God: Good morning, Son.

KH: Good morning, Lord.

God: You have been using knee-mail for quite a while now.

KH: Yes, Lord, and I love it! I’ve learned so much about Your Word, Your world, and my small part in Your Kingdom. Thanks for letting me use it.

God: You are welcome, Son. Your simple email system on earth is only two-dimensional. It only reaches people on earth at current times, and only if they have access. My knee-mail is 4D. You can talk with anyone, anywhere, and at anytime – past, present, or future. You can talk with people in Heaven or Hell as well. Today, I’d like you to knee-mail Charles Darwin. He’d love to hear from you.

KH: Ok, Lord…Excuse me, Mr. Darwin. Do you have a minute?

Charles Darwin (CD): Do I have a minute? Do I have a minute?! I have billions of years! I’ve been in hell for 127 years, and my sentence hasn’t even started yet. I was a fool. What do you want with me?

KH: Well, the 200th anniversary of your birthday is coming up soon (Feb. 12, 2009), and I thought I’d wish you a happy birthday.

CD: Oh, it will not be a happy birthday. I wish I had never been born (Job 3:3-13; Mat. 26:24). My life on earth was filled with heartache and misery, and now I’m in Hell, waiting for God’s judgment (II Cor. 5:10-11; Heb. 9:27; 10:27, 31; Rev. 20:14). I’m terrified of facing Him! I have a long list of sins to answer for. I wish I had never been born! I’m sure it will not be a happy day for me.

KH: But I read a story that you had repented on your deathbed and been saved.

CD: Lady Hope started that story after I died. She travelled around for years telling that story. Oh, how I wish it were true!

KH: I’m sorry. I’m also writing to ask you a few questions about your book, “On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection or the Preservation of Favored Races in the Struggle for Life.” This year is the 150th anniversary of its publication.

CD: Yes it is, and that’s one book I really dread facing God over! I wish I had never written it.

KH: Why?

CD: Well, I didn’t start the evolution idea, but my book sure made it spread like wildfire! I never dreamed that my book would cause so much trouble! Karl Marx used it to justify his theories of Communism. Since I’ve been down here, I’ve seen hundreds of millions of souls come to hell because of that evil system. My book plays a great part in that godless philosophy. I’m in serious trouble when I face God!

KH: The world has seen unbelievable suffering because of Communism, and it is about to get worse, I think (...link removed...).

CD: My book was also a very big factor in the thinking of Adolph Hitler. He believed the Aryan race had evolved further than the rest. He thought he could speed up the evolution process by eliminating the races he thought were inferior. What a slaughter that stupid idea brought on! Thousands came down here every day – for years! And I share in the blame!

KH: Hitler did what was right in his own eyes like everyone else (Judges 17:6; 21:25; Prov. 14:12). He thought he was doing God a service (John 16:2). Why did you write a book that would enflame racism in the world?

CD: I was such a fool! All nations are of one blood (Acts 17:26). I know that now, but then, I was a racist, myself. I convinced myself of my own theory. I wanted so badly for evolution to be true that I lied and made up evidence. I deceived myself (II Tim. 3:13)! Woe is me! I’m in trouble! Millions of students are still being taught my stupid theory, and most believe it! They are dropped into Hell by the thousands every day, largely because of me! My life’s work keeps them from going to Jesus for forgiveness. What a fool I was! Hey Kent, can you help me?

KH: If I’m allowed. What can I do?

CD: Go warn people not to fall for my dumb ideas. Tell them not to come to this place of torment (Luke 16:27-28).

KH: I’ve been doing that for years, Mr. Darwin. Some listen, and some don’t. I think that many like your theory because it gives them freedom from God and His rules.

CD: That’s what I liked about it too, but it’s all based on a lie. There is a God! Everyone will face Him one day! That will be a fearful thing - to fall into the hands of the living God (Heb. 10:31)!

KH: I know. It is the terror of the Lord that motivates me to tell others about Jesus (II Cor. 5:11). I read the story of the rich man in Hell (Luke 16:19-31). I knew that the only thing that could bring him any comfort was the idea that someone could warn his brothers not to go to Hell (Luke 16:27-28). So, if it’s any comfort to you, February 9th, just three days before your birthday, God saved my soul, 40 years ago. And I’ve given most of those 40 years to winning souls for Jesus (Prov. 11:30; Dan. 12:3), and most of the last 20 years have been focused on rescuing people fooled by your theory. I’ve only been able to undo a tiny fraction of the damage, but there are many others spreading the creation message as well.

CD: Please tell them to hurry! It’s much more urgent than they know!

KH: I’ll do my best. Happy Birthday, Mr. Darwin.

CD: Mine won’t be for me, but I hope yours is for you. Please keep spreading the creation message! Happy Birthday, Kent.

KH: Thanks…Hey God? It looks like we are really close to the end of this time, and that You will come and set up Your Kingdom soon (Dan. 2:44).

God: Closer than you know, Son.

KH: Would You please work in my case to get my wife and me released so we can finish our race as free people? The 11th Circuit judges can fix all this in two seconds.

God: People are watching your videos and getting saved while you are locked up. I know what I’m doing. Your case is under control. I’ve got your back, Son. Go to the Bible study.

KH: Ok, Lord. I love You!

God: I love you too, Son.

Wow, just wow. Hovind is really sick and twisted.


Audio of Hovind in jail (played at his sentencing), a must listen:
 
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What a poor man. I feel sorry for him.

Why?

ETA: No, seriously. Beyond just being wrong, which isn't a crime and can happen to anyone, he's monumentally arrogant and reused to pay taxes, and deliberately defrauded the government. What's there to feel sorry about?
 
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Wow. Has Kent been ghost writing for Jack Chick all these years?
 
It's good to see Hovind's loving God is the type that's happy to send hundreds of millions of souls to Hell. That's the kind of deity I'd like to worship!
 
Falsely calling Darwin a racist-- a dead man who can't even defend himself, is beyond sickening. Just shows how pathetic Hovind's "arguments" are.

I don't feel sorry for him. He has never filed a tax return despite earning yearly income of $1 million. He's luckly he got a mere 10 years. The rest of us pay taxes for people like him to use roads, public defenders, national defense, and so on. Meanwhile, he refuses to pay taxes citing a conspiracy as he's undermining basic science education through the U.S.

He is a liar and a cheat. Just because he fool himself with his poor arguments doesn't mean we should feel sorry for him. After all, he has fool many, many well-meaning people as he turned a nice profit for himself.
 
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Scuess me if I’m wrong but I thought that the bible said that the dead will be judged on judgment day and THEN cast into a lake of fire and not before.
 
...I don't feel sorry for him. He has never filed a tax return despite earning yearly income of $1 million. He's luckly he got a mere 10 years. The rest of us pay taxes for people like him to use roads, public defenders, national defense, and so on. Meanwhile, he refuses to pay taxes citing a conspiracy as he's undermining basic science education through the U.S.

He is a liar and a cheat. Just because he fool himself with his poor arguments doesn't mean we should feel sorry for him. After all, he has fool many, many well-meaning people as he turned a nice profit for himself.

Hear, hear! His arrogance is beyond understanding or compassion, at least for me. I run into jackasses like him every day- minus the immovable righteousness and in-your-face sneering at laws we all have to obey.
 
Still talking out his wazoo. I thought prison would have plugged that leak...

zing! :D
 
With any luck, in ten years things will have changed sufficiently in the USA that when he walks out, his "job" the way he wants to run it will be illegal. Then he will have to resort to honest work instead.
 
With any luck, in ten years things will have changed sufficiently in the USA that when he walks out, his "job" the way he wants to run it will be illegal. Then he will have to resort to honest work instead.
Ever the optimist, Zep. Ever the optimist.
 
Eric Hovind, Kent's son, redesigned their website and added new biographies. Here's part of Kent Hovind's, I mean, "Dr Kent Hovind":

...
For fifteen years, he taught high school math and science, during which time he completed his master's degree in education. While researching and writing his doctoral dissertation on the subject of creation vs. evolution, he saw the tremendous need for exposing evolution as a dangerous, religious world-view, and for arming Christians with scientific evidence that there are no contradictions between true science and the Bible. In response to these needs, shortly after finishing his Ph.D. in education, he began the full-time ministry of Creation Science Evangelism.
...

http://www.drdino.com/speaker.php?s=3

Note the omissions of important facts on this "updated" page. His "MA" and "PhD" are from Patriot Bible University, an unaccredited diploma mill, and the subject was "Christian education." Nor does it mention his BA is in religious education from another unaccredited school and that he taught at three fundamentalists Christian schools, including one he started, which do not require credentials. Why would a proud Christian omit the religious nature of his diploma mill "degrees"- or background?

Also note that there is no mention of Hovind's 58 felony convictions/current activities on that page. But then again, who would be surprised that creationists deceive their audience?

Yesterday, PZ Myers posted a reply to an article on Hovind's website. Myers called the article: "Things that make creationists look stupid".
 
"KH: Would You please work in my case to get my wife and me released so we can finish our race as free people? The 11th Circuit judges can fix all this in two seconds.

God: People are watching your videos and getting saved while you are locked up. I know what I’m doing. Your case is under control. I’ve got your back, Son. Go to the Bible study."


All powerful my frekin' butt!! That's probably what his lawyer told him too.
 

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