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Justin Trudeau...

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... Is apparently the illegitimate son of Fidel Castro.

This is the 'evidence', which is chuckleworthy until you see Justin's mum with Fidel... And, the clincher, of course, is Justin's nipples.

The Avril Lavigne one used to be my favourite. I think it's been replaced.


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I wonder if he would submit to an Ancestry.com test? The people will end up paying for it anyway.
it is hilarious though and I've enjoyed that theory a lot. :)
 
3point14 said:
... Is apparently the illegitimate son of Fidel Castro.

This is the 'evidence', which is chuckleworthy until you see Justin's mum with Fidel... And, the clincher, of course, is Justin's nipples.
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Sadly, I'm working from home and don't have a Pantone reference to hold up to my nipple. Justin also looks like the Count of Monte Christo in one of those photos.
 
gmanontario said:
I wonder if he would submit to an Ancestry.com test? The people will end up paying for it anyway.
it is hilarious though and I've enjoyed that theory a lot. :)
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With current technology I would guess (based on wide watching of the police on TV) you would just have to find a discarded cigarette butt or half-eaten ham sandwich to do a DNA test.
 
The Atheist said:
I thought Castro was the only North American politician Margaret Trudeau didn't ****.
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She was a groupie for the varsity basketball and football teams at her alma mater Simon Fraser University and then went on to be a groupie for the Rolling Stones.

My old boss when I was going to high school was a former varsity athlete at SFU and his look of incredulous surprise when he read the front page newspaper story about his team's former playtoy marrying Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau in a surprise ceremony was hilarious.

In his book - Keith Richards talks about her two weeks of antics with the Rolling Stones while she was married to the Prime Minister.

Maggie was also a heavy drug user and shortly after her marriage to Justin's dad ended - a kilo of marijuana was seized that was delivered to her house in Vancouver. The charges were quietly dropped - but anybody else during those days would have been charged and jailed for such an amount.
I'm guessing that her former husband the Prime Minister got the charges dropped - just like Justin brags about how his dad the Prime Minister got his brother's drug charges dropped.
 
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