Just In Time For X-Mas: The ALien Abduction Prevention Helmet!

[Temporal Renegade]

This site is a joke right? Please tell me it's a joke.

I'm not too sure; hey, if the Time Cube site can be real, *any* of them can be...

 

[Temporal Renegade]

Here's an interesting part:



So can't you just lock your doors at night and be safe? Maybe I should setup a web site selling a pamphlet on how to alien-proof your home with door and window locks, think I'll get rich?

Plus, haven't some people been 'taken' while in their homes, asleep? How's locking a cabinet safer than locking your whole house?

 

[I Ratant]

You buy that abduction -prevention- helmet, take it off and hide it, and the aliens come in and.... TAKE THE HELMET!..???

 

[tomgtv]

That solved my XMas gift problem!

That site is priceless! Thanks for sharing.....old Renato of tin hat fame on
YouTube would be proud....

People do get abducted around here all the time in South Florida, the problem
is the brains go but the bodies get left behind.....and they're all out driving
on I95!

keep 'em coming!

 

[JollyRoger]

If you buy two helmets you get a free pet rock with care and feeding instructions

 

[bethgsd]

Plus, haven't some people been 'taken' while in their homes, asleep? How's locking a cabinet safer than locking your whole house?

The aliens use super big shop vacs. I have seen this with my own two eyes on TV. Therefore, it must be true.

 

[Elizabeth I]

Damn! I had already finished my Christmas shopping when I saw this!

 

[NagP]

Wow! This is cool!!

 

[Brian-M]

I'm not too sure; hey, if the Time Cube site can be real, *any* of them can be...

Holy !

That Time Cube site is for real???

 

[I Am He]

BwaaaaHaaaaHaaaa !!!!!! How did that guy get out of his padded room??

I Am He

 

[Temporal Renegade]

You buy that abduction -prevention- helmet, take it off and hide it, and the aliens come in and.... TAKE THE HELMET!..???

Must be good eatin'.....

 

[Temporal Renegade]

There is that, although the heavy rope that runs from the device to the pre-installed 6' anchored Secure-O-Tronic steel pile is a bit of a give-away.

...I have been experimenting with covering the rope in fake fur to make the aliens think that the used is actually a giant mutated (and therefore non-standard and useless for study) squirrel.

That'll work.

 

[Temporal Renegade]

Wow, and stylish as well! I can certainly see where an abduction team would have second thoughts about grabbing anyone sporting one of these.

I find that my Glock works just as well....I don't think there's been a single case of some who's "packing" getting abducted.

The aliens must be allergic to lead....

 

[Temporal Renegade]

That site is priceless! Thanks for sharing.....old Renato of tin hat fame on
YouTube would be proud....

People do get abducted around here all the time in South Florida, the problem
is the brains go but the bodies get left behind.....and they're all out driving
on I95!

keep 'em coming!

When I find them, I'll post them.

 

[Temporal Renegade]

Holy !

That Time Cube site is for real???

Yep, I'm afraid so...

 

[Temporal Renegade]

The aliens use super big shop vacs. I have seen this with my own two eyes on TV. Therefore, it must be true.

Well, I'm convinced.

 

[Temporal Renegade]

Do you think this will have any effect on my Tin Foil Hat Business??



I Am He

Hope not...private enterprise is the basis of the economy.

 

[Temporal Renegade]

Wow! This is cool!!

Is it sad, that I kind of want one of these?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

"Several abductees report that aliens do not like perfume. One abductee claims that they stopped an abduction by exposing strong cheap perfume to aliens. " That explains why the hookers are safe.

And that locked cabinet better not have a combination lock. The aliens will just wait until you put your helmet away and mind-read the combination.