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Gingrich: I'm the $2.50 gas president -- Obama is the $10 gas guy

Saturday Feb 25, 2012 4:33 PM

BURLINGAME, Calif. – Flanked by $2.50 gas price campaign signs, Newt Gingrich on Saturday laid out his vision for energy production in America and picked apart the speech President Barack Obama gave on the subject earlier this week.

"We have more than enough energy in the United States that we do not have to rely on foreign countries, but we have an anti-American energy government, an anti-American energy bureaucracy, anti-American energy regulations,” Gingrich told the 500-person crowd at the California Republican Party Convention’s luncheon.

“The long-term answer is Americans producing their own energy,” he said. “We can be the largest oil producer in the world by the end of this decade.”

Well, Obama was reelected and the US actually became the largest oil producer in the world in 2014, 6 years earlier than "the end of this decade". According to the AAA, the national average price at the pump is $1.89. And in a couple gas stations prices have even been lower than $1/gallon (probably a publicity stunt, but still).

I seem to recall there was also a film by Dinesh D'Souza called 2016: Obama's America.

The film warns that should Obama be elected to a second term, the ramifications will be far reaching. It ends by stating, "the future is in your hands."[13]

Well, it's 2016. Has Obama managed to destroy America yet?
 
Well, it's 2016. Has Obama managed to destroy America yet?

[GOP Partisan]Sure, it's Obama's fault that the price of oil has fallen and as a result, jobs are being lost in the U.S. oilfields - OBAMA IS A JOB DESTROYER !!!!!1!!!!!11!!![/GOP Partisan]

It wasn't that hard to find the negative.
 
Is there an agreed upon working definition of the term anti-American?


Anti-American:
  1. Relating to opinions or beliefs that are in opposition to my own strongly held opinions or beliefs.
  2. A person who holds opinions or beliefs that are in opposition to my own strongly held opinions or beliefs.
 
5. That lady that married Uncle Sam;





(You see, 'Anti-' sounds like 'Auntie', and...)
(Explaining a joke ALWAYS makes it funnier)
 
I hear that when he's elected Obama will confiscate all our ammunition, so I'm stockpiling it just in case.

I suggest that you store your ammunition stockpile alongside your gas stockpile - I can't see anything going wrong with that arrangement and everything you need will be easily to hand when Obama declares the Caliphate ;)
 
So why did Obama wait 6 years to make the Chinese economy struggle*?

And presumably Gingrich would have done it sooner.


* Alternatively make the Saudis wanna flood the market to give Iran fits.


ETA: Maybe it's fear of Trump that's driving the price drop. 'Cause you know he can actually command other countries to abandon pursuing trillions in profits in favor of US political advancement of a single man.
 
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Well, it's 2016. Has Obama managed to destroy America yet?

After 7 years of secret planning everything is in place and ready to go. America will start to crumble in early January 2017. Obama's devious plan to have America destroyed by *President Trump* can no longer be stopped.
 
If Newt Gingrich had his way, then the Moon would be the 51st state which would enable all Americans to enjoy both low gravity and low gas prices.
 
If Newt Gingrich had his way, then the Moon would be the 51st state which would enable all Americans to enjoy both low gravity and low gas prices.


And every city in America would have its own zoo.
The man loves zoos. I've seen people joke that he would have become a rabid Obama supporter if the President had created a position such as Secretary of Zoos and offered it to him.
 
Well, it's 2016. Has Obama managed to destroy America yet?

Not completely, so I guess we can add that to his long list of failures and broken promises.

As for gun-grabbing, he's failed there as well, though not for a lack of trying. He just can't do anything well.
 
If Newt Gingrich had his way, then the Moon would be the 51st state which would enable all Americans to enjoy both low gravity and low gas prices.

Although, not both at the same time. Gas on the moon? The transportation costs alone would be astronomical! They'd have to add several extra digits to the price at the pump just to cover costs.
 

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