Jimmy Kimmel's Picklegate

[WilliamSeger]

 

[Axxman300]

Clearly there was a second gunman who made the actual kill shot on that defenseless jar.

 

[TheGoldcountry]

I'm confused- I am good at opening jars, pickle or otherwise. Jam, too. Are pickles communist? I like peppers also.

Somebody help me. Hillary and her man hands threaten me.....

 

[rjh01]

Alex's jar opening was faked. The pop sound was at the end, so it was loosened and he just pretended to open it.

 

[Jrrarglblarg]

The gun was totally not loud enough, and everyone knows an air gun isn't powerful enough to break a glass jar. I'm calling shenanigans. We need a special investigation.

 

[WilliamSeger]

Yep, the "pickle can" fell back and to the left -- had to be a second shooter. A thin layer of supernanothermite paint was used to make the "can" lid expand and open easily.

 

[shemp]

The pickle jar was a false flag to distract everyone's attention away from the olive jar.

 

[theprestige]

Can someone describe the original premise?

 

[Trebuchet]

Hey, I'm a male and younger than Hillary and I still need one of these. They work great, by the way.

 

[BazBear]

Can someone describe the original premise?

Alex Jones thinks Hillary Clinton can't open a can jar of pickles, and that when she did so on Kimmel's show, it was somehow faked.


One of the three tramps had a can jar opener, didn't they?

 

[Noztradamus]

Can someone describe the original premise?

It was a humorous "bit". Hillary is really bad at doing these

 

[tinribmancer]

I fully agree with Kimmel that this is a canspiracy.