Jesus Rocks!

[c4ts]

Pro christian messages in movies are nothing new - ie Blues Brothers, Ghost Busters ("Nobody steps in a church in my town"), Home Alone (putting out the responsible message that bad guys can't enter a church so it is OK for kids to talk to strangers in church), most every vampire movie ...

By the way - soccer playing Jesus and no "Jesus saves" jokes? Did I miss it?

Too obvious. Any sport involving Jesus is a "Jesus saves" joke automatically. And so are all fiscal transactions made by Jesus at thrifty stores, as well as his bank deposits and parking reservations.

 

[AWPrime]

Re: Re: Steroid Jesus

What are future archeologists going to think of our culture if they discover those statues?

That some people worshipped a pedo.

 

[The Blind Painter]

This thread needs a logo:

By the way - soccer playing Jesus and no "Jesus saves" jokes? Did I miss it?

Here's an image for you (so you don't feel left out):

 

[Jas]

Here's an image for you (so you don't feel left out):

For some really I initially thought that said 'Jesus Shaves', and found it more than a little bit disturbing.

 

[c4ts]

Jesus doesn't shave. Look at his beard!

 

[AWPrime]

Jesus doesn't shave. Look at his beard!

Wrong location. puke...

 

[Johnny Pneumatic]

exemplary behavior by some of our future scientists? what, were they atheist? certainly a black eye on critical thinking.

Not as bad as threatening people and making jokes about September 11th, some probably were and still are, what kind of idiot are you?

 

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Re: Re: Jesus Rocks!

While I don't disagree that there's a large Xtian influence in the media, the jackets they wear in the movie are meant as a joke. In the scene previous, they're running around in their underwear after trying to shoot each other, having rought sex, blowing up the house, and trying to kill some other guys...they're supposed to be the only clothing they could find.

Exactly. I laughed in the theater because I got the joke. Riddick has his head so far up his own rectum that he wasn't able to see the joke because of the the feces sweared over his eyes.