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Jesus New Name?

Paximperium had this thread nailed down at posts 20 and 23. Truly, his is the voice of one who cries out in the desert.
 
I already know the new name, but am not at liberty to reveal it at this time. Come join my new cult and you will eventually see the light.

...or maybe not.
 
Okay... after much contemplation and prayer, the answer is:

Bob Bobbity Bob Bob Sheldonjew Obama Ron Paul Guillermo Jebus Ozzy Big T Darren Ron Jeremy Sledge Chuck Norris Doris roflmao Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo Monster Gareth Gobblecoque Khawdash Jeezy Creezy James James Morrison Morrison Weatherby George Dupree Flipper Jeezter Alfred Jezeera Darwin Gary Ablett Junior Slappy McGillicutty Zengelbert Bingledack J Chriddy John Jacob Jingleheimer Christ Nick Soapdish General Junion Jenna Jameson Abu al-Qasim Muhammad Ibn Abd Allah Ibn Abd al-Muttalib Ibn Hashim Sheldon Rosenbaum Junior
 
Lisa Simpson said:
Okay... after much contemplation and prayer, the answer is:

Bob Bobbity Bob Bob Sheldonjew Obama Ron Paul Guillermo Jebus Ozzy Big T Darren Ron Jeremy Sledge Chuck Norris Doris roflmao Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo Monster Gareth Gobblecoque Khawdash Jeezy Creezy James James Morrison Morrison Weatherby George Dupree Flipper Jeezter Alfred Jezeera Darwin Gary Ablett Junior Slappy McGillicutty Zengelbert Bingledack J Chriddy John Jacob Jingleheimer Christ Nick Soapdish General Junion Jenna Jameson Abu al-Qasim Muhammad Ibn Abd Allah Ibn Abd al-Muttalib Ibn Hashim Sheldon Rosenbaum Junior
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You forgot to add Rodriguez to the end of that ...
 
Lisa Simpson said:
Okay... after much contemplation and prayer, the answer is:

Bob Bobbity Bob Bob Sheldonjew Obama Ron Paul Guillermo Jebus Ozzy Big T Darren Ron Jeremy Sledge Chuck Norris Doris roflmao Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo Monster Gareth Gobblecoque Khawdash Jeezy Creezy James James Morrison Morrison Weatherby George Dupree Flipper Jeezter Alfred Jezeera Darwin Gary Ablett Junior Slappy McGillicutty Zengelbert Bingledack J Chriddy John Jacob Jingleheimer Christ Nick Soapdish General Junion Jenna Jameson Abu al-Qasim Muhammad Ibn Abd Allah Ibn Abd al-Muttalib Ibn Hashim Sheldon Rosenbaum Junior
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trentwray said:
You forgot to add Rodriguez to the end of that ...
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Infanta said:
Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-◊◊◊◊◊◊-◊◊◊◊◊◊-Olé-Biscuitbarrel
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Lisa Simpson said:
Actually I thought I forgot Rama-lama-ding-dong.
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trentwray said:
Well, you forgot to add Jong Il to this :)
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Of Ulm.
 
trentwray said:
But in all seriousness, Rory ..... according to that very bibble book your op quotes from, it tells you what Jesus' new name will be: "King of Kings and Lord of Lords." It's gonna be one wicked tattoo on his thigh, I'm thinking with some tribal thorn design as well.

Of course, if it's written in chatspeak, it will read: KOK lol ;)
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I wouldn't say that's 'his' new name, but perhaps his 'fathers, God's' or the 'city of his God's' name, which of cause is still 'his' name.
 
Next hint: "Often Wrong"

42 Nerdpoints for nerding up the answer.

Another clue: He created life in his own image and really ****ed it up.

All participants still have a chance to steal this round.
 
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