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Ahh, visual punnery. I would have hoped you would have gone with the wrestler, china, giving a scissorlock to a mexican guy named Jesus.
 
Ahh, visual punnery. I would have hoped you would have gone with the wrestler, china, giving a scissorlock to a mexican guy named Jesus.
I did consider photoshopping Jesus in China (the wrestler) but then I remembered: I suck with photoshop; such a picture would likely get me suspended; I needed to vomit.
 
As a matter of fact, I photoshopped Jesus in China yesterday, but didn't post it because I didn't want to derail the thread. Now I could kick myself in the ass [=MdC] for not scoring that uberfunny point. :mgbanghead
 
So. Did any of you watch Frontline, or have you only gathered to piss on DOC's parade? I had to go in to work early so I missed it and didn't bother to tape it.
No, I spent the hour switching between "America's Got Talent" and "I Survived a Japanese Game Show." After that, even a DOC thread is a step up the ladder.
 
DOC, have you ever heard of Rice Christians?
Is that a rival cereal to these?

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Question. Does this mean that 8 will supplant the number 7 as the holiest number in Chinese Christianity? If so, would that change the Mark of the Beast to 777, since 7 falls one short of the holy number, in addition to other reasons? :D
 
Question. Does this mean that 8 will supplant the number 7 as the holiest number in Chinese Christianity? If so, would that change the Mark of the Beast to 777, since 7 falls one short of the holy number, in addition to other reasons? :D

777 is a winning combo on a slot machine. Not a beast, it's a boon. ;)
 
In China, the number of the beast will probably be 444.

Hans

I've been monitoring DOC's threads for the last few months and there is pattern of behaviour that is not in the spirit of the Forum. I.e. DOC's threads fall off the front page of the section and he then bumps them by just regurgitating the same discredited opinions and information that have already been gone over literally dozens of times. Therefore I am closing this and the other threads.
Replying to this modbox in thread will be off topic  Posted By: Darat
 
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