Jesus' face appears in a tumor

[rjwould]

How much do you think the tumor will go for on eBay?

Three goats and an ass.

 

[Hadron]

Ha. I wonder what the Christian response would be if something like that happened.

 

[Hadron]

Ha. I wonder what the Christian response would be if something like that happened.

I was referencing the "There is no god" watermelon clip. Sorry, I am new at this.

 

[Mick Houlahan]

It's clearly Rasputin.

 

[Radrook]

Ha. I wonder what the Christian response would be if something like that happened.

Those claiming to be Christian don't necessarily react in a uniform way. It all depends on the teaching of their individual denominations and the persons understanding or perhaps misunderstanding of those teachings. For example, some might claim it is a miracle from heaven. Others might say that it is of demonic origin.

This article is relevant to your question:
http://www.testallthings.org/apparitions.html

 

[The True Scotsman]

Three goats and an ass.

Oh, that's a bit too pricey for me.

 

[Radrook]

Thats why he couldn't be found. It was a tumor he was in...not a tomb. Understandable mistake. Sneaky fellow, he hadn't invented cancer yet back then.

Cancer is considered nature gone haywire after the biblical God abandoned it. You invent a machine, the owner misuses it and rejects your help. It malfunctions. You get the blame. Same difference.

 

[ugot2bekidding]

Looks more like the face of Frank Zappa

It does look like FZ.

 

[Nosi]

Christianity is a carcinogen. There's the proof; that tumor has jesus written all over it.

Explains the growth factor of the Christan religion though, doesn't it?

 

[Nosi]

How much do you think the tumor will go for on eBay?

I just spewed coffee in my bedroom. I'll send my cleaning bill...

 

[Robin]

I guess it is better than Jesus' tumour appearing on your face.

 

[Thunder]

um...looks a lot more like jack the ripper to me.