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From the AP wire:

DALLAS -- Former Dallas Cowboys cornerback Deion Sanders is battling an automotive shop over what he says Jesus told him to pay for a repair bill.

The owner of the repair shop says Sanders wanted to pay only $1,500 of the $4,265.57 bill, saying that Jesus had informed him that was all he needed to pay.

"It's the 'Praise Jesus' discount,'' attorney Ed Edson told The Dallas Morning News in Monday's editions. . .

. . . Anthony Montoya, a representative for Sanders, had contacted Compton and told him a 1961 Lincoln Continental convertible needed to be towed to his shop for repairs. The car had been repaired before by Compton.

When Sanders drove up, he refused to pay the invoice amount, handing Compton a $1,500 check and saying, "Praise Jesus ... I follow what in my heart I'm told to pay.''
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They wouldnt have took him half as seriously if he replaced the word Jesus with the words "The Dark Prince Vlad Dickies"...
 
Dragonrock said:
Great, Like we needed something else to make the rest of the world think Texans are a bunch of doofuses.
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He's from Florida. He just played Pro ball in Texas. Maybe he could go back to Florida and have his pal Jesus help Jeb Bush balance their budget.
 
Yahweh said:
They wouldnt have took him half as seriously if he replaced the word Jesus with the words "The Dark Prince Vlad Dickies"...
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Classic!!
 
Praise Jesus ... I follow what in my heart I'm told to pay
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Does this go for what people pay him, maybe Jesus could be his agent.

And shouldn't Jesus be telling Deione to give his car and the $1500 and all of his other stuff to the needy?

I really hope he is kidding.
 
Tricky said:

He's from Florida. He just played Pro ball in Texas. Maybe he could go back to Florida and have his pal Jesus help Jeb Bush balance their budget.
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It doesn't matter where is is originally from. The article says he play for the Cowboys. That's all it takes for some to say that he is from Texas and all Texans act like that.
 
Jesus told me he'd keep you safe, so I'm going to disconnect your brake calipers before you drive off with your car.
 
Dragonrock said:


It doesn't matter where is is originally from. The article says he play for the Cowboys. That's all it takes for some to say that he is from Texas and all Texans act like that.
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Don't feel bad, those of not living in the U.S. of A just assume all Americans act like that. :)
 
SquishyDave said:

Don't feel bad, those of not living in the U.S. of A just assume all Americans act like that. :)
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In that case, should I worry if Jesus says he doesn't like Canada?:D
 
Refusing to pay for repairs that exceeded the estimate and were done without authorization is a perfectly legitimate consumer gripe. BUT.... why did he bring "Jesus" into it? Did he consult an eponymous Hispanic mechanic who told him the repairs were excessive/unauthorized?:D
 
Refusing to pay for repairs that exceeded the estimate and were done without authorization is a perfectly legitimate consumer gripe. BUT.... why did he bring "Jesus" into it? Did he consult an eponymous Hispanic mechanic who told him the repairs were excessive/unauthorized?
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I'm sure it's just his way of saying "I'm going to do what I think is right." And the media blew it out of proportion because it's Deion Sanders.

I like the hispanic mechanic theory, though.
 
Dragonrock said:


It doesn't matter where is is originally from. The article says he play for the Cowboys. That's all it takes for some to say that he is from Texas and all Texans act like that.
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I thought he was acting pretty clever … for a Texan ;)
 
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