Jehovah's Witness

The GM

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Fresh off the presses. About five minutes ago, my friendly JW came to the door. While I'm not planning on joining their cult, the old guy is pretty nice, respects my time, hands me a Watchtower and leaves. Unlike some horror stories I've heard, he's never tried to force his way into my home or anything like that. As a result, I'm nice to him.
So after some discusssion I've had here with people in regards to talking about controversial subjects with those affiliated with fundie religion, I decided to try an experiment. Instead of the usual pleasatries I hit him with a hardball question. Here's what I said:

GM-"You know, I read that last issue of the Watchtower you left here and was amazed to see an article featuring Carl Sagan. You are aware that Mr. Sagan was a noted agnostic, right?"

JW- "Yes, I know, but he was a brilliant man who despite himself spoke to the word of God and proved God's existance."

GM- "Really? I'm unaware that Sagan released a book on the subject. Can you tell me the title?"

JW- "Well, it's scattered through out his works. If you read what he has to say, then you know what I'm talking about. It's funny that he's godless, and in fact most scientists are. You would think that scientists of all people would believe in God."

GM- "I think they don't because they think that God can't be proven. In other words, faith is not evidence. Since you can't see God or directly chat with him like you and I are talking right now, they think that it's best to only believe in things in which they can prove are in fact real. In their mind, they can't prove God exists, and therefore don't believe in him."

JW- "Well, it's a good thing you and I both know better. In this week's Watchtower, we see...."

He's never actually asked me if I even believe in God. I guess because I'm courteous and don't slam the door shut on him he makes the assumption that I'm 'like him' whatever that's supposed to mean. He circumvented the questions I was trying to ask, and while the conversation never got uncomfortable, he didn't want to address the point I was trying to make. Maybe he can't, or maybe he wasn't quick on his feet, or whatever. I may try this again when he visits (he's sure to) and see if I can get him to respond and engage in a bit deeper of a conversation. I still think you can communicate and provoe critical thought amongst fundies without the nastiness and name calling you see on the web. We'll see if I'm right, I guess.
 
I STILL prefer counting backwards from thirty REALLY LOUDLY. That vaguely confused/concerned look as they scuttle off is rather priceless.
 
GM wrote:
Maybe he can't, or maybe he wasn't quick on his feet, or whatever. I may try this again when he visits (he's sure to) and see if I can get him to respond and engage in a bit deeper of a conversation.

Good Luck! You have to keep in mind that these people have been trained not to think too much. They value obedience over understanding to quote someone on this board.

Conversations like these have the tendancy to reduce down to something along the lines of "well, that's just the way it is".
 
Riddick said:
Whatever you do, make sure you look really good and he looks really bad.

Now that you've stuck your foot in your mouth, would you like to elaborate?
Just so you know, it's not about looking 'good' or 'bad', it's about thinking in a more critical light, it's about open and honest communication, it's about relationship building, something that you obviously could use a little practice at judging by your harsh knee jerk reaction to my post.
 
The GM said:


Now that you've stuck your foot in your mouth, would you like to elaborate?
Just so you know, it's not about looking 'good' or 'bad', it's about thinking in a more critical light, it's about open and honest communication, it's about relationship building, something that you obviously could use a little practice at judging by your harsh knee jerk reaction to my post.
See my sig for Riddick's thoughts on religion and critical thinking.

I must sleep in too late to ever catch the JW's. I've had a Watchtower stuck in my door a couple times. They must not knock very loud for the dog not to hear them.
 
Even the mighty Upchurch has ill-will toward me. I should think we'd get along, since he's in Mizzou and I'm in Nebraska. To top it off, I'm sure he's proud the Tigers beat my Huskers last year in football.

Well, how about I just retract what I said? Looks like you've been nice to him. I sort of overweighted the part about "thinks I might like him...." So I blundered a bit on that one.
 
Riddick said:
I should think we'd get along, since he's in Mizzou and I'm in Nebraska. To top it off, I'm sure he's proud the Tigers beat my Huskers last year in football.
I wasn't a fan of Tigers Football when I was at MU. I lived near too close to the stadium and had to give up any real thoughts of going out on a game day.

And I don't have so much "ill-will" towards you as much as I just don't care for your hyper-agressive, flame-bait-y posting style.
 
Riddick said:
Whatever you do, make sure you look really good and he looks really bad.
Thats why I keep a can of silly string by the front door...

Heeheehee, JWs covered in silly string, imagine that!
 
Upchurch said:

And I don't have so much "ill-will" towards you as much as I just don't care for your hyper-agressive, flame-bait-y posting style.

*Agree*

Riddick wouldn't be half bad if he didn't seem to take every thing personally, especially stuff that isn't even about him.

*Shrug*
 
Yahweh said:

Thats why I keep a can of silly string by the front door...

Heeheehee, JWs covered in silly string, imagine that!
From now on, whenever I read one of Riddick's posts, I will involuntarily imagine him covered in Silly String.
 
Riddick said:
Even the mighty Upchurch has ill-will toward me. I should think we'd get along, since he's in Mizzou and I'm in Nebraska. To top it off, I'm sure he's proud the Tigers beat my Huskers last year in football.

Well, how about I just retract what I said? Looks like you've been nice to him. I sort of overweighted the part about "thinks I might like him...." So I blundered a bit on that one.

Stupid Nebraskans... you folks finally legalize gambling and Iowa is ready to go with the hookers and pot!

Nebraska is one big southern Baptist... louding preaching the evils of sin while secretly boozing and dancing behind closed doors.

:p
 
Riddick said:

Well, how about I just retract what I said? Looks like you've been nice to him. I sort of overweighted the part about "thinks I might like him...." So I blundered a bit on that one.

Retraction accepted.
You need to re-read. I said, " I guess because I'm courteous and don't slam the door shut on him he makes the assumption that I'm 'like him' whatever that's supposed to mean."

Actually, I do like the old guy, as much as you can like a casual acquiantance. I think I might have mentioned in a different thread that I've known this guy for a year, but in talking to my spouse last night about it, it's been closer to two years. Time flies! Every month, he faithfully comes to visit and drops off a Watchtower. I'm nice to him and have politely listened to his five minute schpeel without judgment. I don't think it's out of line for him to hear my views or to critically discuss his beliefs after all of the time I've been polite enough to grant.
 
If you really want to get rid of JWs at your door forever, rather than trying to freak them out, just say that you used to be one of them, but now you have the real truth.
 
Abdul Alhazred said:
If you really want to get rid of JWs at your door forever, rather than trying to freak them out, just say that you used to be one of them, but now you have the real truth.

Naw, if I wanted to do that, I'd just have to tell them I'm Pentecostal. (sp) They'd never return.
 
The GM said:


Naw, if I wanted to do that, I'd just have to tell them I'm Pentecostal. (sp) They'd never return.

That won't stop them. Neither will coming to the door naked, nor claiming to be a Satanist.

"I was a Satanist, I know Satanists, and buddy you're no Satanist!"

Nothing will freak them out along those lines.

The only thing that will absolutely deter them other than what I already said, is being a "Dawn Bible Student".

That's an early heresy of their faith.
 
One of my friends has watched all of her siblings go Mormon. The last time they were all home, one of the brothers invited the JW team in. They spent two hours discussing doctrine.

EEEK.
 
bluess said:
One of my friends has watched all of her siblings go Mormon. The last time they were all home, one of the brothers invited the JW team in. They spent two hours discussing doctrine.

EEEK.

"A. Curious. Game. Dr. Falkner."
 
Abdul Alhazred said:


That won't stop them. Neither will coming to the door naked, nor claiming to be a Satanist.

"I was a Satanist, I know Satanists, and buddy you're no Satanist!"

Nothing will freak them out along those lines.

The only thing that will absolutely deter them other than what I already said, is being a "Dawn Bible Student".

That's an early heresy of their faith.

Telling them that you've been 'disfellowshipped' stops them too, or used to. I don't know if they still use that term for people they've tossed out.
 

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