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James Madison Poem

TheDoLittle said:
Too bad they didn't take up Sam Walton's offer when they first had a chance. They'd still be in business now.
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Had to look that one up. They didn't have any stores in my region.

Anyway, Ben Franklin the scientist/diplomat/businessman/author/revolutionary could beat the crap out of James Madison, world renown sissy.
 
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KingMerv00 said:
Had to look that one up. They didn't have any stores in my region.

Anyway, Ben Franklin the scientist/diplomat/businessman/author/revolutionary/world class ladies' man could beat the crap out of James Madison, world renown sissy.
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FTFY. Never forget the important stuff...
 
KingMerv00 said:
Had to look that one up. They didn't have any stores in my region.
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The one near us had the most unskilled group of employees (with the exception of this one older lady who was asst. manager). We tended to spend the extra gas and go to the better and larger LeeWards, which was coincidently bought out by the Micheals stores, which was also spawned by the Ben Franklin.

Anyway, Ben Franklin the scientist/diplomat/businessman/author/revolutionary could beat the crap out of James Madison, world renown sissy.
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And to add insult to injury, Ben Franklin used to whore out Dolly Madison at the checkout lane!
 
Metullus said:
FTFY. Never forget the important stuff...
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*shrug*

I read a biography that said Ben was not quite the horn dog legend has made him out to be.

I also read a biography that said James Madison liked to smash kittens together like cymbals. He was a twisted, evil man.
 
Galileo said:
If Madison were alive today, he would join with Galileo and Thomas Jefferson in promoting the 9/11 Truth movement!
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And since Galileo and Jefferson are dead, he'd fit right in with that crowd while toting a couple of skeletons around.
 
Galileo said:
If your a poet, why don't you show it?
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Ahem...


James Madison's Lament

George Washington is on the dollar,
So dapper in his fluffy collar;
Jefferson gets adoration,
Author of the Declaration;
Ben Franklin's name they often sing,
All lovers of bright hip-hop bling;
Why even Adams, so I hear,
His visage now adorns a beer.

They're minor players, every one
Compared to all the works I've done!
Go look up the Fathers Founding;
You'll find I was the most astounding!
Builder of America's state,
Historians insist I'm great!
I was president number four
Guiding us through 1812's war!

So how can it possibly be, by golly,
You've forgotten me, yet remember Dolly??
 
Stellafane said:
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James Madison's Lament

George Washington is on the dollar,
So dapper in his fluffy collar;
Jefferson gets adoration,
Author of the Declaration;
Ben Franklin's name they often sing,
All lovers of bright hip-hop bling;
Why even Adams, so I hear,
His visage now adorns a beer.

They're minor players, every one
Compared to all the works I've done!
Go look up the Fathers Founding;
You'll find I was the most astounding!
Builder of America's state,
Historians insist I'm great!
I was president number four
Guiding us through 1812's war!

So how can it possibly be, by golly,
You've forgotten me, yet remember Dolly??
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doggeral!
 
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