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James Madison Poem

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James Madison Poem

by Peter Flom

The "father of the constitution"
Was president number four.
He was a politician
But he was also more.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/5439402/james_madison_poem.html?cat=37


Just wanted to share this, as a tribute to our greatest Founder, and as a guide for us in these difficult times when the Constitution in under attack by Obama and the rest of the democrats.

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I am channeling the ghost of James Madison, and he is angry that nutjobs are trying to use his good name to promote their crazy theories.
 
James Madison was actually a woman named Josephine Montmorency. She assumed the guise to fulfill a bet with one of her school chums at Miss Sporklemorkle's Finishing School for Wayward Girls, but found the role so satisfying she continued it for the rest of her life. Such was her dedication to method acting, she acted the part so skillfully that she successfully fathered nine children with Dolly Madison, who was himself two male midgets in a big coat. So definitely James Madison deserves our respect, admiration, and awe.
 
If Madison were alive today, he would join with Galileo and Thomas Jefferson in promoting the 9/11 Truth movement!
 
Galileo said:
If Madison were alive today, he would join with Galileo and Thomas Jefferson in promoting the 9/11 Truth movement!
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What do you mean, "if"? She is alive, well, undead anyway. She was converted to vampiric unlife by the ghost of Betsy Ross. Last I heard she was playing keyboards in one of those New Wave bands in the 80s.
 
One things that irks me, is the low opinion here of our beloved Founders.
 
Galileo said:
One things that irks me, is the low opinion here of our beloved Founders.
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Oh, you're quite mistaken. Many people here hold the founders in rather high esteem; you, on the other hand, are a different matter.
 
Galileo said:
If Madison were alive today, he would join with Galileo and Thomas Jefferson in promoting the 9/11 Truth movement!
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Nope, both Galileo and Jefferson would be laughing their heads off at the stupidity of the 9/11 Truth Movement,once the facts were explained to them.
 
NoZed Avenger said:
. . . he'd be frantically clawing at the inside of his coffin.
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If Madison were alive today and read your post, he would turn over in his grave. Making fun of dead people is not funny. Since they are dead, they can't talk back to youu either. It is a shame that you cannot enjoy eloquent verse and great poetry. Madiosn wrote in elegant Madisonian prose with a touch of Shakespearean & elevated language that caught a vein with the masses.
 
One thing that irks me, is the low opinion here of our beloved Flanders.

All of the simpson characters have their own cartoon icons, but none for their beloved Neighbor.
:maggiesim:bartsimps:lisasimps:margesimp:homersimp
 
dudalb said:
Nope, both Galileo and Jefferson would be laughing their heads off at the stupidity of the 9/11 Truth Movement,once the facts were explained to them.
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Wrongola. Madison and Jefferson used principles of truth and justice that are commnplace among the 9/11 Truth movement and absent from the 9/11 False movement.

:jaw-dropp
 
Galileo said:
If Madison were alive today and read your post, he would turn over in his grave. Making fun of dead people is not funny. Since they are dead, they can't talk back to youu either. It is a shame that you cannot enjoy eloquent verse and great poetry. Madiosn wrote in elegant Madisonian prose with a touch of Shakespearean & elevated language that caught a vein with the masses.
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Unlike a certain poster here, who misspells and uses mixed metaphor to ill effect.
 
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