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Jack Chick still at it

Behold, I am Baphomet. I have chosen to manifest in the form of a startled frilled lizard!
 
many masons will discover too late that their "big lodge in the sky"......


....is located in the pit of hell!


LOL :D
 
Abdul Alhazred said:
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Best not to link directly to Chick images.
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I forgot. God blocks blasphemous links to Chick's work.

Either that or I was dumb enough not to realize when I checked the link that I was calling up my browser cache page. D'oh!
 
God or whoever.

You can still download it and then attach it to your post.

Or host it somewhere like the link in my sig.
 
Piggy said:
I don't wanna go to Heaven. Apparently, they remove your genitals when you go!
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As most definitions of Heaven go, there is no physical self, so no balls, and no fingers to scratch them. No ass, thus no hemmerhoids. No teeth, thus no toothaches.

So, no sex, as I understand it, and no sex drive to make one want it.

DR
 
Good juxtaposition!

"The masons will make you rich in this world with a big house, blah, blah, blah" with the last few frames of the generic preaching dealing with large mansions, and ruling and sharing power.

Pretty funny there, Abdul! Thanks!

(and who are all these people in heaven going to rule over anyway?)
 
I love Jack Chick comics. I had an aunt that used to send these to us as kids and we just loved them. There's even some longer books. Ahhh memories.
Of course at that age I loved anything that was in comic form...even ads!
 
Darth Rotor said:
As most definitions of Heaven go, there is no physical self, .... No teeth, thus no toothaches.
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For Heaven, yes. For Hell, no.

The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth (Matthew 13:41-42).
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From this we can conclude that people who lost their teeth in their later years before going to Hell will receive the teeth of people who went to Heaven. Ladewig's Law of Tooth Conservation.
 
Actually, per Chick, apparently they take your balls before you get to Heaven.

The panel depicts the Rapture, and all the people flying up into the air are naked, but all smooth in the crotch like Barbie dolls.
 
I really don't know what engenders the most disbelief in me... the fact that there are people who actually believe this stuff or the fact that they are allowed to publish it.

Love to meet this guy Jack Chick though. You have to wonder...
 
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