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Jack Chick is Dead

TubbaBlubba said:
There is also the doctrine/teaching of the Pre-Christ, which holds that some beings in the OT generally thought to be The Father (e.g. the angel/God Jacob wrestles to earn the name "Israel") are actually the Word/Son.
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According to the Book of Retcon!
 
A few days ago, Youtubers "The Bible Reloaded", who read and mock Chick Tracts, did the one tract that is so bad the Chick company or whatever internally banned it since it was so over the top. Called "Lisa"...

Guy rapes his toddler daughter, his wife beats her, but literally ten minutes of prayer is all it takes for everyone to be forgiven in God's eyes and everything is wonderful and they're all going to go to heaven now!
 
jnelso99 said:
A few days ago, Youtubers "The Bible Reloaded", who read and mock Chick Tracts, did the one tract that is so bad the Chick company or whatever internally banned it since it was so over the top. Called "Lisa"...

Guy rapes his toddler daughter, his wife beats her, but literally ten minutes of prayer is all it takes for everyone to be forgiven in God's eyes and everything is wonderful and they're all going to go to heaven now!
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Was that storyline Chick's doing, or from the people who mock him?

Steve S
 
TubbaBlubba said:
There is also the doctrine/teaching of the Pre-Christ, which holds that some beings in the OT generally thought to be The Father (e.g. the angel/God Jacob wrestles to earn the name "Israel") are actually the Word/Son.
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Yes. This translates to either one person playing the part of all others involved, or more sensibly these are some kind of 'family' themselves - due to the time when more than one of these beings were present... (see Abraham story prior to the annihilation of Sodom and Gomorrah.)...Plus see the hint in the Garden story related to the worried "lest they become like us" narration.

Angels and Demon somehow related - 1 in 3 afflicted...family schism perhaps?
 
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steve s said:
Was that storyline Chick's doing, or from the people who mock him?

Steve S
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That's the real plot of the tract.

There's another tract they do, that was actually (poorly) animated at one point, where there's a poor family who's little boy just wants "tiny shoes", but the father is a drunk, so the boy prays to god to do whatever it takes to make him a good man. So...

god kills the little boy to teach the father a lesson so he'll repent and love Jesus.


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I wonder if anyone has a list of Jack Chick tracts that are not just out of print but that Jack Chick has tried to dump down the memory hole?
 
jnelso99 said:
That's the real plot of the tract.

There's another tract they do, that was actually (poorly) animated at one point, where there's a poor family who's little boy just wants "tiny shoes", but the father is a drunk, so the boy prays to god to do whatever it takes to make him a good man. So...

god kills the little boy to teach the father a lesson so he'll repent and love Jesus.


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Chick had a mind like a paper trap and a heart of lead!!!!!!
 
TubbaBlubba said:
Jack Chick now gets to spend eternity with the 25-30 other people who have followed his precise brand of quasi-Lutheran evangelical fire-and-brimstone Christianity.
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well, there are fundies that think of all the billions of people that ever lived only about 200,000 will get to Heaven. Chick was one of those believers.
 
Shrike said:
Resume was talking about JC's virulent hatred of everything Catholic.
It's the same as saying that Hitler had one good point: he was kind to dogs.
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And some of us don't think that Chick's psychotic hatred of the Catholic church is a good point......
There is plenty I am very critical of the Church about, but Chick anti Catholic tracts were just pure bigotry.
 
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My favorite Chick tracts remain his attacks on D and D.
I was so tempted to post on hearing about Chick's Demise "And Jack Chick fails to make his saving roll Haw! Haw! Haw!")
 
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