What kind of a sick religion eats the flesh of and drinks the blood of the only person who's supposed to live forever?
Because, if you drink of his blood, you too will live forever.
Oh wait... that's vampires... nm.
What kind of a sick religion eats the flesh of and drinks the blood of the only person who's supposed to live forever?
c4ts said:What kind of a sick religion eats the flesh of and drinks the blood of the only person who's supposed to live forever?
BillyTK said:
And even if Jesus were tofu, he'd probably turn himself into loaves and fishes or summat!
Socrates said:
Symbolically, yes. The ritual of Communion is symbolic act of cannibalism. But, you would be foolish to believe that the Catholic Church condones cannibalism.
stamenflicker said:This concept is discussed in depth in Young's "Origin of the Sacred;" and numerous different mythologists including Campbell, Jung, and Frazier. If you ask me, it's a brilliant mythological coding of a basic human psychological need to tear flesh. It many ways it serves to curb the animal, not throw him into a cannibalistic frenzy.
Flick
Dark Cobra said:Jesus Christ is walking down the street. He is preparing to unlease himself to the world, thus the Second Coming.
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Finally, Christ is all gone, with only bits of lung and blood and bone splattered on the ground. This was DC's holy eucharist, The blood and body of Christ.
DC shall ascend into heaven, despite eating the Son of God.
-Hack fiction bought to you by Dark Cobra
shemp said:What wine does one serve with Roast Leg of Jesus?
Not that it really matters to anyone on this thread, but transubstantiation does not change the physical properties of the bread and wine, it changes the substance. In other words, it may look like bread and wine (and by any physical test it would remain bread and wine) but it's substance is no longer bread and wine. I'd be the first to acknowledge that it's hard to understand what substance there is beyond what you can physically detect, but that's what transubstantiation is alluding to. Here's a little blurb about it (written by a priest) if anyone cares:BillyTK said:This one got me into real trouble at Sunday School, what with the Roman Catholic belief that at the moment the priest asks for God's blessing on the communion wine and wafers, it is transformed into the actual body and blood of Christ. And the whole thing about Christ being a lamb which is sacrificed. I know now that it was a device to make christianity more attractive to the godless cannibal heathens. So anyway, what with being a vegetarian, I no longer take holy communion when I attend mass...
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Rockon said:
Not that it really matters to anyone on this thread, but transubstantiation does not change the physical properties of the bread and wine, it changes the substance. In other words, it may look like bread and wine (and by any physical test it would remain bread and wine) but it's substance is no longer bread and wine. I'd be the first to acknowledge that it's hard to understand what substance there is beyond what you can physically detect, but that's what transubstantiation is alluding to. Here's a little blurb about it (written by a priest) if anyone cares:
"Normally we speak of the substance of anything as that which makes a thing what it is. With transubstantiation, however, the substance of bread and wine becomes everything which Christ is. After transubstantiation, the physical properties of bread and wine remain. But the "itness" or "thingness" of bread and wine ceases to exist. What had been the substance of bread and wine now becomes the whole Christ, in the words of the Council of Trent, the totus Christus. "
It's a mystery most Catholics accept because of their faith in their Church, not because it makes any logical sense.
Tim
Now thinghood is meant, if not in more ways, certainly in four ways most of all; for the thinghood of each thing seems to be what it keeps on being in order to be at all, but also seems to be the universal, and the general class, and, fourth, what underlies these. And what underlies the others is that to which they are attributed, while it itself is not attributed any further to anything else; therefore one ought to distinguish this sort first, since thinghood seems most of all to be the underlying thing. And in a way material is said to be of this sort, but in another way the form is, and a third that which is made out of these. (And by material, I mean, for instance, bronze, by the form I mean the shape of iits look, and by what is made out of these, the statue.)So if the form is more primary than the material, and is more, it will also, for the same reason, be more primary than what is made of both.
In the case of Catholicism, it's not symbolic. It's the real presence of Jesus in the bread and wine. The ritualistic aspects of it are important, but Catholic doctrine states that there is a real miracle at every Mass when the transubstantiation ocurrs.c4ts said:
No matter who tells you what it is, it is still the same chalky wafer it was before the priest got to it! Communion is all about ritual; it's supposed to be symbolic of accepting the gifts Jesus gave to mankind by his sacrifice, and it works better that way than if you decide to flush rational thought down the great metaphysical toilet in the process. Why are they coming up with complicated excuses for making it an act of cannibalism if they don't say that it is supposed to be cannibalism?
Barbarians.
Rockon said:
In the case of Catholicism, it's not symbolic. It's the real presence of Jesus in the bread and wine. The ritualistic aspects of it are important, but Catholic doctrine states that there is a real miracle at every Mass when the transubstantiation ocurrs.
As to why....well, because Catholics believe that's what Jesus taught them. Catholics have always believed in transubstantiation, although the phrase wasn't coined until the 1200's I think.
Tim
GrapeJ713 said:Maybe jesus turned himself into crackers and wine just before he died so xians wouldn't really be cannibals. I stole that from South Park, those guys really know how to skewer the faithful.