fitzgibbon
Master Poster
Blue,
Intentional or not, congratulations on the funniest opening line to a thread EVER!

Intentional or not, congratulations on the funniest opening line to a thread EVER!


Of course, the Illuminati have a well-diversified portfolio
Naturally, they are behind many financial upheavals
The Illuminati are masters of psychology
The Illuminati: It's whatever you want it to be!The Illuminati were the authors of the crazy derivatives instruments
The Illuminati: It's whatever you want it to be!
Of course, the Illuminati have a well-diversified portfolio, so will be less troubled than many by the recent financial troubles. Naturally, they are behind many financial upheavals because it allows them to put rivals out of business, and to buy up assets at firesale prices.
The Illuminati are masters of psychology and one of their main instruments of control is human greed. What won't people do for money? The Illuminati were the authors of the crazy derivatives instruments that have now wreaked so much havoc. They made a fortune out of these instruments while the boom phase was in progress, and they may make even more as the bust phase unfolds. It's invariably their rivals who go out of business, while they simply accumulate more wealth and power.
You disagree? Well, explain to me how financial 'genuises' earning tens of millions of dollars a year managed to screw up on such a spectcular scale. And why did governments allow them to? Why did no one see this coming? Either we understand how economies work - in which case we should be able to see well in advance when they are going wrong, or we don't have a clue - in which case why are we paying people tens of millions of dollars when we have no idea what effects on the economy their decisions are going to have? How stupid does that make us?
Or....there's a conspiracy and some people - the usual suspects - are behind all of this and they've made their usual killing. If I have a billion dollars in assets, do I care a hoot about Lehman brothers?
2+3=5.Who are the illuminati?
Is the collapse of Lehman good or bad for the Illuminati?
Is the collapse of Lehman good or bad for Lord Xenu?
It can be an ancient race of pink butterfly elephants with the ability to fly and making cookies out of whale blubber? Amazing.![]()
No, no, no you have it wrong, that is what he wants you to think. The usual suspects are themselves being manipulated. The person you want is Keyser Soze.Of course, the Illuminati .....
Or....there's a conspiracy and some people - the usual suspects - are behind all of this and they've made their usual killing.
...You disagree? Well, explain to me ...
Does anybody know if Blue_Sargasso actually ever discusses these topics he starts, or does he just do hit and runs? Well, that's probably one (very bad) way of converting people to believe in your stupid conspiracy theories.
He has made 23 posts and started 22 threads (one thread he started was merged.)Why do the moderators not suspend him for making so many threads while not even replying back? Is their a rule to that?
Oh man, I thought it couldn't possibly be true, but apparently the downturn in the world's economy is deliberate and is all the doing of...wait for it...Zionists!
http://www.smeggys.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=6882#p135615
Apparently this is profitable for Zionists... I can't quite see how, and unfortunately as this armchair genius doesn't care to explain.