Is god a sexual pest?

[Dubious Dick]

This ad popoffed up on my blog just now.

Worrying! Don't even know what he/she/it looks like so how do I know if I want to be touched?

Peter Popoff
God wants to touch you Don't miss what God has for you
peterpopoffministries.com/

Anyone been touched by God? Was it good? Does he have a biggun? I think we should be told!!!

 

[JihadJane]

Indeed, God is overly concerned with human genital action and with policing gender relations.

 

[Dubious Dick]

Indeed, God is overly concerned with human genital action and with policing gender relations.

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Sorry, me old eyes cannae see. Is that a witch? Or an evil adulteress, or perchance an unusual woman I see at the stake.

My daughter, perhaps? Innocent of all charges, but has a mole on her neck?
Or doesn't agree with me? Her father. Or says she can have an abortion because it is her body? And of course, the rapist has a right to life? Or she asked for it? Or her husband beats her? Or gods marriage is sacred?

Or they go near my daughters and I tear their hearts out with my bare hands....so that is my earthly justice! Fair enough, god!! I only wish I could protect all daughters and sons the same way!!